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1. More beer. More cheese. More sex.
2. Vitamin fortified cigars.
3. Public beer fountains.
4. Kitty catapults.
5. All day happy hour at a lesbian Hooters.
6. Wet T-shirt Fridays.
7. Replace NFL linebackers with genetically bred velociraptors.
8. Rocket boots.
9. Machine gun camp.
10. NASA space shuttle races.
11. Sledgehammer boxing.
12. Girlfriend TiVO so you can pause, rewind, and delete arguments.
13. Congressional pie fights.
14. Government research grants to build the perfect chicken parmesan hero.
15. More beer. More cheese. More sex.
16. Tomahawk missile surf boards.
17. Hot tub jury boxes.
18. Nacho cheese lipstick.
19. Personal midget-ninja chauffeurs.
20. New TV shows: PBS' The BBQ Hour, Total Kung-Fu Live, and America's Funniest Farts.
21. 24-hour, on call UN negotiator for when you stumble home late, drunk, with lipstick stains on your collar.
22.More beer. More cheese. More sex.
23. Condoms that whistle, whir, and honk when used.
24. Inflatable sex dolls who cook.
25. Beef jerky business cards.
26. Combination briefcase/pizza oven.
27. National Make-Out with Cheerleaders Day.
28. Art museums dedicated to framing copy-machine faxes of asses.
29. Robot gloves for crushing kegs of beer.
30. Karaoke "ejector" stages.
31. Opera glasses that broadcast ESPN.
32. The Astronaut Reserves.
33. Porno without all the "talking" filler.
34. Head banging elevated to "fine art".
35. All money spent on women tax deductible!
36. Free BBQ buffet at the DMV.
37. Passports to Margaritaville.
38. The ability to telepathically force anyone to belch on the spot.
39. One "Get Out of the Doghouse" card.

what we want we cannot always get

So thats what you really want huh?? I can provide a few for you, but I draw the line at the nacho cheese flavored lipstick!!
You can have 1, 6, 15, 22, 37, and 39!

Yeah and when ye do get it ye dont want it

Ok 15 and 22 dont count since they are the same :P but I like that I get 6.

Not much then??

Always.... WANT, WANT, WANT!!!

Ya dont want much do ye!

and 6 is out on Fridays I'm sorry!!! Cassie will only agree to Saturdays MAYBE if you ask REAL nice!!!

Nah, he can have that one any day of the week!

1, 15, and 22 are all the same! But I figure you wanted it so much you could have it a lot!! LOL!!

Ohh yeah.... and the "Get Out of the Doghouse" card?? You haven't got a hope!!!

lets face it .... 1, 15 and 22 sums most guys up

I thought the shorter list "how to make men happy" was more accurate

1. Turn up naked
2. Bring food

...there is really nothing to add!

Well yeah sometimes that is my short list.

Ok so you know me well.LOL

you people are a bunch of laughs on here. i just want someone i can trust and respect and someone who will trust and respect me and beleive it or not thats pretty hard to find. iguess when you last two girlfriend were dancers these are the kind of things you look for. have fun on here guys and girls,

Yep!!

sums up 1, 15 and 22 .... what did I say! without the cheese ..... what you want so much cheese for rockstar???

What you saying friend? We shouldn't enjoy ourselves? I wish I had two dancers for girlfriends.....but never mind....I can always dream!

So true!!

hey buddy careful what you wish for. i wouldnt wish what i had on my enemies. and i hope you have fun till you are alive and that goes with everyone. your on every thread im on. you are a busy man. have a good day.