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Lemon Squeeze

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Lemon Squeeze




Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:13 AM CST
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession.

Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."

The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times."

The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."

The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"

The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."
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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:45 AM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession.

Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."

The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times."

The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."

The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"

The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."


Tee hee...!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Detente
North West, England UK
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:50 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:54 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing ...grin
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rescuemepleez
clydebank, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:55 AM CST
Thanks for laugh Scottishlass..im glad things are better for you..take care..R.
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Guitarstrings
Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 4:43 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing Good One.......... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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