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Detente
North West, England UK
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:52 AM CST
...and not forgetting...buns.blushing
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kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:52 AM CST
Detente wrote:
Boobies!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue
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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:52 AM CST
After I give her the tulips I ask the chauffeur if the Chablis is properly chilled before offering her a glass on the way to the airport for the flight to Paris.

If it is a mild night I think dinner on a boat on the Seine, if not then the restaurant in the Eiffel Tower is a good bet. Perhaps a jazz club for the rest of the evening....depending on the mood!

...or if you prefer - the pub and fish and chips on the way home! laugh
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DadofDucks
Wentzville, Missouri USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:52 AM CST
Flowers are always a good start. Its a staple for any first date...kiss kiss heart beating gift sad flower bouquet of flowers
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kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:53 AM CST
Firefighter_68 wrote:
Spike the punch......
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:53 AM CST
DadofDucks wrote:
<----- Dazzling wit and LOVES EMOTES....



so how would you show that dazzling wit??? grin
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:54 AM CST


Morning doll!!!!!!!!!!!....wave hug teddy bear lips




popcorn
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:54 AM CST
Firefighter_68 wrote:
Spike the punch......


mmmmmm, whats that??? confused
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kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:55 AM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
Morning doll!!!!!!!!!!!....
hey hunapplause applause
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ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:55 AM CST
Fallingman wrote:
After I give her the tulips I ask the chauffeur if the Chablis is properly chilled before offering her a glass on the way to the airport for the flight to Paris.

If it is a mild night I think dinner on a boat on the Seine, if not then the restaurant in the Eiffel Tower is a good bet. Perhaps a jazz club for the rest of the evening....depending on the mood!

...or if you prefer - the pub and fish and chips on the way home!


Doesn' t the forum audience get to vote too??? I vote for Falling Man and his romantic date!!! LOL LOL


peace
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agman
Eagle, Idaho USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:56 AM CST
The date starts by going over to my folks place and talking for
a while then maybe cleaning the house a little and preparing
dinner for us all. drinking
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:56 AM CST
Fallingman wrote:
After I give her the tulips I ask the chauffeur if the Chablis is properly chilled before offering her a glass on the way to the airport for the flight to Paris.

If it is a mild night I think dinner on a boat on the Seine, if not then the restaurant in the Eiffel Tower is a good bet. Perhaps a jazz club for the rest of the evening....depending on the mood!

...or if you prefer - the pub and fish and chips on the way home!


well at you;ve shown some imagination here!

pity the chauffeur's car always seems to run out of petrol though!

hope the plane doesn' t too! rolling on the floor laughing
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kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:57 AM CST
agman wrote:
The date starts by going over to my folks place and talking for
a while then maybe cleaning the house a little and preparing
dinner for us all.
rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue
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ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:57 AM CST
agman wrote:
The date starts by going over to my folks place and talking for
a while then maybe cleaning the house a little and preparing
dinner for us all.

LOL that sounds like an audition ........................................















Looking for a housekeeper?rolling on the floor laughing
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DadofDucks
Wentzville, Missouri USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:57 AM CST
Heres your flowers ladies I gotta get back to work...sad flower sad flower

HAVE FUN!!!teddy bear teddy bear
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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:57 AM CST
agman wrote:
The date starts by going over to my folks place and talking for
a while then maybe cleaning the house a little and preparing
dinner for us all.


laugh do you pay your date much? Is it paid by the hour or is it flat rate? laugh
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:57 AM CST
Detente wrote:
Boobies!
rolling on the floor laughing How is your attraction to Boobies going to impress a lady on her first date ??? actually maybe you had better not answer that ! giggle
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:58 AM CST
DadofDucks wrote:
Flowers are always a good start. Its a staple for any first date...


OK good but we need to see some more ....... get creative! dancing banana
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kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:58 AM CST
DadofDucks wrote:
Heres your flowers ladies I gotta get back to work...

HAVE FUN!!!
thank youhug
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:58 AM CST
Fallingman wrote:
After I give her the tulips I ask the chauffeur if the Chablis is properly chilled before offering her a glass on the way to the airport for the flight to Paris.

If it is a mild night I think dinner on a boat on the Seine, if not then the restaurant in the Eiffel Tower is a good bet. Perhaps a jazz club for the rest of the evening....depending on the mood!

...or if you prefer - the pub and fish and chips on the way home!



WOW...sounds like a romantic eve....wink wave hug grin
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