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The X-factor for dates :)




emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 9:36 AM CST
ronaldj wrote:
hey i m not puting you down or nothing
" but that aint romantic.that deth defing


well now if we even get another guy saying it rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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willbejamming
London, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 9:40 AM CST
I will kick start round two cause wont be here later!
(refuse from having a computer at home, 9 hours is enough blues )
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 9:50 AM CST
willbejamming wrote:
I will kick start round two cause wont be here later!
(refuse from having a computer at home, 9 hours is enough )


hey its already started so give us your best shot!!! yay

Loved the last one so dying to hear this one too! grin

(and I know what ya mean about the pc thing when you work in IT, only got one after I left IT laugh)
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StressFree
small city, Kalmar Sweden
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 10:19 AM CST
Hmmm.... Okay, here is how I would like to roll on a date with some lovely lady who wants a taste of my unconditional unique…sweet flavor….remember that I make no promise to be a savior, but I can give any wishful favor. No lies….just otherwise.

First, let’s assume we had a coffee date on an earlier occasion that went well
Leaving us eager to come out of our counterfeit shell…

The following chain of events would take place in San Francisco

We shall meet for dinner at a consented place
Allow our upbeat flow to become a placid grace

Look in each other’s eyes n realize
That our communication streams without complication
Seems like we can become forever in size
No need for a silly application for confirmation

After dinner…

Shall we adventure to the immaculate pier
Take a cruise around the crystal moonlit bay
As we instinctively adhere and come oh so warmly near
And start our blissful ascent up the sunlit stairway

After our moonlit tour around the Frisco Bay…

Shall we conquer fear
Once again adhere in order to come near
Hold hands along the immaculate pier
Stare together where you are
Towards the visualized far
To where our voices and choices met
Loving together in the glorious sunset

Endorse our passionate divine force
Then shall we adventure
Back to our awaited splendor
Our consented blessing source
That shall give forever

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ronaldj
pollard, Arkansas USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 10:26 AM CST
emc_eile wrote:
well now if we even get another guy saying it

hey emc, think i put that in the wrong place agin,its going to tske me a while.moping
dunno
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highplains
Highland Springs, Virginia USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 10:36 AM CST
Firefighter....did you get promoted overnight? Yesterday you were rocking the rank Sergeant....E-5.....

and today you are wearing SSG (Staff Sergeant) rank...what gives?
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opalbeauty
Worcester County USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 10:40 AM CST
StressFree wrote:
Hmmm.... Okay, here is how I would like to roll on a date with some lovely lady who wants a taste of my unconditional unique…sweet flavor….remember that I make no promise to be a savior, but I can give any wishful favor. No lies….just otherwise.

First, let’s assume we had a coffee date on an earlier occasion that went well
Leaving us eager to come out of our counterfeit shell…

The following chain of events would take place in San Francisco

We shall meet for dinner at a consented place
Allow our upbeat flow to become a placid grace

Look in each other’s eyes n realize
That our communication streams without complication
Seems like we can become forever in size
No need for a silly application for confirmation

After dinner…

Shall we adventure to the immaculate pier
Take a cruise around the crystal moonlit bay
As we instinctively adhere and come oh so warmly near
And start our blissful ascent up the sunlit stairway

After our moonlit tour around the Frisco Bay…

Shall we conquer fear
Once again adhere in order to come near
Hold hands along the immaculate pier
Stare together where you are
Towards the visualized far
To where our voices and choices met
Loving together in the glorious sunset

Endorse our passionate divine force
Then shall we adventure
Back to our awaited splendor
Our consented blessing source
That shall give forever


stress-free definitely has my vote. applause heart beating
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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 10:42 AM CST
opalbeauty wrote:
stress-free definitely has my vote.


crying mine had a lot fewer adjectives I admit but it did have Paris and Chablis! wave
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tufty
Chelmsford, Essex, England UK
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 10:46 AM CST
I'll let loose one of my poems for this round....
Maybe a real raunchy one later.....


Come hither,
No,
Closer than that,
Let me enrapture you.
And refuel your soul.

Look at me.
Deep into my eyes,
Do you see the truth?
See that they hold no lies?

Touch me,
Am I not real?
No longer a fantasy,
My flesh now warm?

Hold me close.
Entwine me in your arms.
Do you feel my heart?
Pounding with emotions.

No, don't speak.
Savour this moment,
This second,
This new awakening

Kiss me.
Gently at first.
Lips brushing mine,
Sate your thirst

Follow me.
Let loose your desires,
Smoulder with me,
Ignite my fires.

Stay now?
Still.
Close.
And warm.
Breath gently with me.
And sleep reborn.
blushing
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opalbeauty
Worcester County USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 10:48 AM CST
Fallingman wrote:
mine had a lot fewer adjectives I admit but it did have Paris and Chablis!


Okay, I will reconsider but this is the deal breaker....

Endorse our passionate divine force
Then shall we adventure
Back to our awaited splendor
Our consented blessing source
That shall give forever

Wo! heart beating devil angel
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willbejamming
London, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 10:49 AM CST
Ok I guess we have pass the introduction/dating stage and know a little about each other?

Getting to know your body;
I would take you to one of the finest Island in the Caribbean (Jamaica)
Book you in for a full body massage on a private beach (me doing the massaging)

Getting to know what makes you tick;
I do believe that our mind is so busy dealing with every day reality that it finds it hard to unwind. So with that in mind;
Would take on yacht just off the reefs so that the only sound you hear is the wave against the corals, and then proceed with a head massage followed by a line of question that allows me to know what make you tick ( ticks = what makes your body sense get excited)

Getting close:
Because we are still a bit new to each other, I would recommend that we had separate rooms. (Anticipation makes the heart ponders)
So would go shopping for a dinner/evelyn dress that I think would look stunning on you, have it delivered with a bouquet of your favourite flowers (I would know this by now)
We would then meet and dinned under the stars by the beach
at which point I would compliment you on how beautiful and gorgeous you look
declare my love to you.

And………

Words can’t tell
rolling eyes
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StressFree
small city, Kalmar Sweden
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 10:52 AM CST
tufty wrote:
I'll let loose one of my poems for this round....
Maybe a real raunchy one later..... Come hither,
No,
Closer than that,
Let me enrapture you.
And refuel your soul.

Look at me.
Deep into my eyes,
Do you see the truth?
See that they hold no lies?

Touch me,
Am I not real?
No longer a fantasy,
My flesh now warm?

Hold me close.
Entwine me in your arms.
Do you feel my heart?
Pounding with emotions.

No, don't speak.
Savour this moment,
This second,
This new awakening

Kiss me.
Gently at first.
Lips brushing mine,
Sate your thirst

Follow me.
Let loose your desires,
Smoulder with me,
Ignite my fires.

Stay now?
Still.
Close.
And warm.
Breath gently with me.
And sleep reborn.


You declaring war...I hope you got more ready....I refuse to lose....jk...kinda here's to you
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 10:53 AM CST
OK we need new material guys for ROUND 2 .... ROUND 1 n longer counts! You can post as many times as you like in this round to gain more votes!!! grin

Its up to everyone else too from now on who gets the votes not just the judges (that way when we pop off for a bit the voting still continues)

So GUYS LET it RIP!!! yay
So far Stressfree is the only one who has posted in this round and has got 1 vote fromOpalbeauty

C'mon guys ... where are ye (and you stories)??

~ Fallingman 0 votes
~ Firefighter 0 votes
~ tylersarc 0 votes
~ willbejamming 0 votes
~ stressfree 1 votes
~ tufty 0 votes
~ DadofDucks 0 votes
~ ronaldj 0 votes
~ jimbhouy 0 votes
~ Highplains 0 votes
~ milkway 0 votes
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StressFree
small city, Kalmar Sweden
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 10:54 AM CST
opalbeauty wrote:
Okay, I will reconsider but this is the deal breaker....

Endorse our passionate divine force
Then shall we adventure
Back to our awaited splendor
Our consented blessing source
That shall give forever

Wo!


I cherish your appreciation opalbeauty...lips
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 10:56 AM CST
willbejamming wrote:
Ok I guess we have pass the introduction/dating stage and know a little about each other?

Getting to know your body;
I would take you to one of the finest Island in the Caribbean (Jamaica)
Book you in for a full body massage on a private beach (me doing the massaging)

Getting to know what makes you tick;
I do believe that our mind is so busy dealing with every day reality that it finds it hard to unwind. So with that in mind;
Would take on yacht just off the reefs so that the only sound you hear is the wave against the corals, and then proceed with a head massage followed by a line of question that allows me to know what make you tick ( ticks = what makes your body sense get excited)

Getting close:
Because we are still a bit new to each other, I would recommend that we had separate rooms. (Anticipation makes the heart ponders)
So would go shopping for a dinner/evelyn dress that I think would look stunning on you, have it delivered with a bouquet of your favourite flowers (I would know this by now)
We would then meet and dinned under the stars by the beach
at which point I would compliment you on how beautiful and gorgeous you look
declare my love to you.

And………

Words can’t tell


oh I like I like ..... was just floating away on that yacht!!! day dream Gets my vote for sure thumbs up
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lusciousmile
Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 10:56 AM CST
emc_eile wrote:
you want to be another judge morgan???

dunno where all the guys are ... may have have to go and drag am in



I should be judge!


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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:00 AM CST
opalbeauty wrote:
Okay, I will reconsider but this is the deal breaker....

Endorse our passionate divine force
Then shall we adventure
Back to our awaited splendor
Our consented blessing source
That shall give forever

Wo!


Dorothy Fields said it best......


Some day, when I'm awfully low,
When the world is cold,
I will feel a glow just thinking of you...
And the way you look tonight.

Yes you're lovely, with your smile so warm
And your cheeks so soft,
There is nothing for me but to love you,
And the way you look tonight.

With each word your tenderness grows,
Tearing my fear apart...
And that laugh that wrinkles your nose,
It touches my foolish heart.

Lovely ... Never, ever change.
Keep that breathless charm.
Won't you please arrange it ?
'Cause I love you ... Just the way you look tonight.




smitten
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:03 AM CST
lusciousmile wrote:
I should be judge!


hey luscious, we all vote/judge this time to keep everyone in the running adn include everyone who pops in! Please add comments to encourage or improve the contestants chances.

I will do my best to keep up with the vote counting, please tell me if I slip up ..... .I am always fair but errors can happen uh oh!

C'mon keep it all going! yay yay yay
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StressFree
small city, Kalmar Sweden
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:04 AM CST
Fallingman wrote:
Dorothy Fields said it best...... Some day, when I'm awfully low,
When the world is cold,
I will feel a glow just thinking of you...
And the way you look tonight.

Yes you're lovely, with your smile so warm
And your cheeks so soft,
There is nothing for me but to love you,
And the way you look tonight.

With each word your tenderness grows,
Tearing my fear apart...
And that laugh that wrinkles your nose,
It touches my foolish heart.

Lovely ... Never, ever change.
Keep that breathless charm.
Won't you please arrange it ?
'Cause I love you ... Just the way you look tonight.


Cheater...search on google was your friend huh?
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lusciousmile
Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:04 AM CST
emc_eile wrote:
hey luscious, we all vote/judge this time to keep everyone in the running adn include everyone who pops in! Please add comments to encourage or improve the contestants chances.

I will do my best to keep up with the vote counting, please tell me if I slip up ..... .I am always fair but errors can happen

C'mon keep it all going!


Ok. I will suggest disqualifications and penalties as well. scold


professor
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