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The X-factor for dates :)




emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:07 AM CST
lusciousmile wrote:
Ok. I will suggest disqualifications and penalties as well.


OK but you will have to keep track of that one so! OK??? grin

To keep up with the voting is hard enough for me laugh
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:08 AM CST


OK FM and tufty ye get my vote too for those ones!!! thumbs up thumbs up

So to date we have

~ Fallingman 1 votes
~ Firefighter 0 votes
~ tylersarc 0 votes
~ willbejamming 1 votes
~ stressfree 1 votes
~ tufty 1 votes
~ DadofDucks 0 votes
~ ronaldj 0 votes
~ jimbhouy 0 votes
~ Highplains 0 votes
~ milkway 0 votes
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X5323601
Fairbanks, Alaska USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:12 AM CST
Nice ass, get in the truck rolling eyes
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lusciousmile
Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:14 AM CST
X5323601 wrote:
Nice ass, get in the truck


Disqualified! professor scold



laugh
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:14 AM CST
lusciousmile wrote:
Ok. I will suggest disqualifications and penalties as well.


[size=7]REMEMBER though!{/size] you have to be nice about it!!!! professor

Only fun allowed in here! yay
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X5323601
Fairbanks, Alaska USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:15 AM CST
lusciousmile wrote:
Disqualified!


Can't be, I'm not playin' yet sticking out tongue
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:15 AM CST
lusciousmile wrote:
Disqualified!


yup defo I agree thumbs down
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lusciousmile
Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:15 AM CST
X5323601 wrote:
Can't be, I'm not playin' yet



laugh Ok.
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lusciousmile
Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:16 AM CST
[quote=emc_eile][size=7]REMEMBER though!{/size] you have to be nice about it!!!!

Only fun allowed in here![/quote]


Are you saying i'm not fun? wow! uh oh!

Ok. I quit. moping
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willbejamming
London, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:18 AM CST
I am not very good at poetry, but for you my love everything is possible even this;

Tanto gentile e tanto onesta pare
la donna mia, quand'ella altrui saluta,
ch'ogne lingua deven tremando muta,
e li occhi no l'ardiscon di guardare.
Ella si va, sentendosi laudare,
benignamente d'umiltà vestuta;
e par che sia una cosa venuta
da cielo in terra a miracol mostrare.
Mostrasi sì piacente a chi la mira,
che dà per li occhi una dolcezza al core,
che 'ntender no la può chi non la prova:
e par che de la sua labbia si mova
un spirito soave pien d'amore,
che va dicendo a l'anima: "Sospira!"

This I did for just one in mind...

Vede perfettamente ogne salute
chi la mia donna tra le donne vede;
quelle che vanno con lei son tenute
di bella grazia a Dio render merzede.
E sua bieltate è di tanta vertute,
che nulla invidia a l'altre ne procede,
anzi le face andar seco vestute
di gentilezza d'amore e di fede.
La vista sua fa ogne cosa umile;
e non fa sola sé parer piacente,
ma ciascuna per lei riceve onore.
Ed è ne li atti suoi tanto gentile,
che nessun la si può recare a mente,
che non sospiri in dolcezza d'amore.

All that said in English is that "I love you with all of me forever and a day”
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:20 AM CST
[quote=lusciousmile][quote=emc_eile][size=7]REMEMBER though!{/size] you have to be nice about it!!!!

Only fun allowed in here![/quote]Are you saying i'm not fun?

Ok. I quit.[/quote]

course you are fun hunni ... dont quit! hug
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X5323601
Fairbanks, Alaska USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:21 AM CST
I would write her a song and play it on stage for her after dinner and some drinks blushing
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lusciousmile
Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:23 AM CST
[quote=emc_eile][quote=lusciousmile][quote=emc_eile][size=7]REMEMBER though!{/size] you have to be nice about it!!!!

Only fun allowed in here![/quote]Are you saying i'm not fun?

Ok. I quit.[/quote]

course you are fun hunni ... dont quit![/quote]


No legs! >>>>>moping

I never went anywhere! sticking out tongue
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:25 AM CST
willbejamming wrote:
I am not very good at poetry, but for you my love everything is possible even this;

Tanto gentile e tanto onesta pare
la donna mia, quand'ella altrui saluta,
ch'ogne lingua deven tremando muta,
e li occhi no l'ardiscon di guardare.
Ella si va, sentendosi laudare,
benignamente d'umiltà vestuta;
e par che sia una cosa venuta
da cielo in terra a miracol mostrare.
Mostrasi sì piacente a chi la mira,
che dà per li occhi una dolcezza al core,
che 'ntender no la può chi non la prova:
e par che de la sua labbia si mova
un spirito soave pien d'amore,
che va dicendo a l'anima: "Sospira!"

This I did for just one in mind...

Vede perfettamente ogne salute
chi la mia donna tra le donne vede;
quelle che vanno con lei son tenute
di bella grazia a Dio render merzede.
E sua bieltate è di tanta vertute,
che nulla invidia a l'altre ne procede,
anzi le face andar seco vestute
di gentilezza d'amore e di fede.
La vista sua fa ogne cosa umile;
e non fa sola sé parer piacente,
ma ciascuna per lei riceve onore.
Ed è ne li atti suoi tanto gentile,
che nessun la si può recare a mente,
che non sospiri in dolcezza d'amore.

All that said in English is that "I love you with all of me forever and a day”


I sure its fantastic but I dunno what it says (or language it is for that matter confused this dumbo here can only speak English and a tiny bit of Irish! rolling eyes

Still I love this line so I'll vote yes again thumbs up

willbejamming wrote:

All that said in English is that "I love you with all of me forever and a day”
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:26 AM CST
lusciousmile wrote:

No legs! >>>>> moping

I never went anywhere!


confused No legs???? confused

glad you here to play with us hug
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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:27 AM CST
emc_eile wrote:
this dumbo here can only speak English and a tiny bit of Irish!


I thought Dumbo couldn't speak at all? dunno

Conas ata tu?

wave
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jimbhoy
Hamilton, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:27 AM CST
At Christmas 2007, I told Nuala that I was going over to Dublin on the 26th december, She knew i had to see my kids on Xmas day.
But I told all her kids (yes all 8) that I was coming over on Chrismas eve and not to tell her. I asked my kids if it was ok and they loved the idea too.
I got to her house and Nuala was having a nap in her bed.. so I went in and said "hi honey i'm home" and she woke up saying "what the F*ck are you doing here lol. She couldn't believe that all her kids never let slip that i was coming over... best Christmas dinner I had and i'll never forget the look on her face when she seen meheart beating purple_heart heart wings lips teddy bear yay
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:28 AM CST

OK ... results to date grin willbejamming is edging into the lead wink

~ Fallingman 1 votes
~ Firefighter 0 votes
~ tylersarc 0 votes
~ willbejamming 2 votes
~ stressfree 1 votes
~ tufty 1 votes
~ DadofDucks 0 votes
~ ronaldj 0 votes
~ jimbhouy 0 votes
~ Highplains 0 votes
~ milkway 0 votes
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:30 AM CST
Fallingman wrote:
I thought Dumbo couldn't speak at all?

Conas ata tu?


sticking out tongue

maybe I should stay more quiet! wink

Ta me go han mhaith ar fad agus tu fhein? (no fadas here mumbling)
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:30 AM CST
jimbhoy wrote:
At Christmas 2007, I told Nuala that I was going over to Dublin on the 26th december, She knew i had to see my kids on Xmas day.
But I told all her kids (yes all 8) that I was coming over on Chrismas eve and not to tell her. I asked my kids if it was ok and they loved the idea too.
I got to her house and Nuala was having a nap in her bed.. so I went in and said "hi honey i'm home" and she woke up saying "what the F*ck are you doing here lol. She couldn't believe that all her kids never let slip that i was coming over... best Christmas dinner I had and i'll never forget the look on her face when she seen me


that definitely gets my vote Jim! thumbs up wish I could give you 2 for that one!
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