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The X-factor for dates :)

Dublin personals
jimbhoy
In Glasgow, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:31 AM CST
emc_eile wrote:
maybe I should stay more quiet!

Ta me go han mhaith ar fad agus tu fhein? (no fadas here )


spell JIMBHOY right EMER,,,,,, there is no letter U in itsticking out tongue
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:35 AM CST
jimbhoy wrote:
spell JIMBHOY right EMER,,,,,, there is no letter U in it


ok though you are someone to talk spelling my name Emir for how long sticking out tongue

Updated List for Jim rolling eyes
~ Fallingman 1 votes
~ Firefighter 0 votes
~ tylersarc 0 votes
~ willbejamming 2 votes
~ stressfree 1 votes
~ tufty 1 votes
~ DadofDucks 0 votes
~ ronaldj 0 votes
~ jimbhoy 1 votes
~ Highplains 0 votes
~ milkway 0 votes
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jimbhoy
In Glasgow, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:35 AM CST
All the other perv......oops gentlemen seem to be making up romantic stories... I should get a bonus for telling the truth.....

P.S If I win i dont want the prize of a date??? I got a victi... girl.
but I get to have a say on who goes on a date with 2nd placegrin grin devil innocent
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willbejamming
London, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:36 AM CST
Right!!
How about a take away from Tesco ( ever little helps),
a movie from Block Buster ,
a bottle of cheap red wine from the corner shop,
a blanket and SOME condoms sound?? dunno

grin
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lusciousmile
Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:38 AM CST
jimbhoy wrote:
All the other perv......oops gentlemen seem to be making up romantic stories... I should get a bonus for telling the truth.....

P.S If I win i dont want the prize of a date??? I got a victi... girl.
but I get to have a say on who goes on a date with 2nd place



You win an umbrealla, for your originality. bouquet of flowers


laugh
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:38 AM CST
jimbhoy wrote:
All the other perv......oops gentlemen seem to be making up romantic stories... I should get a bonus for telling the truth.....

P.S If I win i dont want the prize of a date??? I got a victi... girl.
but I get to have a say on who goes on a date with 2nd place


hey don't be calling anyone a prev in here! scold everyone is trying and ok you have a truth one to tell not all have yet that would yet sticking out tongue

and who's to say dates aren't happening in the background as we speak!!!! professor
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ronaldj
pollard, Arkansas USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:39 AM CST
emc_eile wrote:
hey luscious, we all vote/judge this time to keep everyone in the running adn include everyone who pops in! Please add comments to encourage or improve the contestants chances.

I will do my best to keep up with the vote counting, please tell me if I slip up ..... .I am always fair but errors can happen

C'mon keep it all going!

yes you are slipin,and its all whiterolling on the floor laughing
comfort
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:40 AM CST
willbejamming wrote:
Right!!
How about a take away from Tesco ( ever little helps),
a movie from Block Buster ,
a bottle of cheap red wine from the corner shop,
a blanket and SOME condoms sound??


hey now be careful or she will disqualify you for that! scold

I am still looking for a translation but found this

wish I could vote twice!!! smitten

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm9v5zjk98Y
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jimbhoy
In Glasgow, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:43 AM CST
Well how many men show up on a first date wih a diamond necklace for his girl?
I did,

How many would travel 3,000 miles to see her,
I did,


How many men figure out who the boss is right from the start???

I did,
wink rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing teddy bear heart wings
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ronaldj
pollard, Arkansas USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:44 AM CST
ronaldj wrote:
yes you are slipin,and its all white

err i ment its all right.wink conversing confused
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:45 AM CST
jimbhoy wrote:
Well how many men show up on a first date wih a diamond necklace for his girl?
I did,

How many would travel 3,000 miles to see her,
I did,How many men figure out who the boss is right from the start???

I did,


OK jim ... I'll give you another vote for that one rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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StressFree
small city, Kalmar Sweden
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:49 AM CST
Okay, on day two after our lovely encounter in San Francisco, how bout we just have a lovely breakfast with an ocean view, return to the room, and let me show you what you need to know...over n over n over n over again. Steal away and sail away cause the wind is beyond right.

Time to take a stand
Calm down and finally land
Break through what we need to want
Take in what we want to need
Make it take speed
No need to think of
We are on the brink of
Let it show we are destined to glow
Together be with the vibrant flow
I'll give you all of my force
So you can reconnect with your femine primal source

Oh, it will feel like teen spirit ladies.
I am strong in the ways of magic
...just flow with my dynamic
...I'll take away the static.
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jimbhoy
In Glasgow, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:51 AM CST
Nuala always says she is doing CS (community service) by going out with me....

her brother was told that I had been shot twice and had a landmine blow up next to me...He siad " You must have nailed Jesus to the cross,after going through all that and then you end up with my sister. You are the unluckiest eejit I know " lol rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:51 AM CST
Hi wave
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StressFree
small city, Kalmar Sweden
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:51 AM CST
StressFree wrote:
Okay, on day two after our lovely encounter in San Francisco, how bout we just have a lovely breakfast with an ocean view, return to the room, and let me show you what you need to know...over n over n over n over again. Steal away and sail away cause the wind is beyond right.

Time to take a stand
Calm down and finally land
Break through what we need to want
Take in what we want to need
Make it take speed
No need to think of
We are on the brink of
Let it show we are destined to glow
Together be with the vibrant flow
I'll give you all of my force
So you can reconnect with your feminine primal source

Oh, it will feel like teen spirit ladies.
I am strong in the ways of magic
...just flow with my dynamic
...I'll take away the static.


Fixed. I guess I should start previewing my posts. I spelled feminine wrong in the first post. I never promised that I am perfect.heart beating
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jimbhoy
In Glasgow, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:52 AM CST
Whg's winning now Emer
dunno lips
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:53 AM CST
Hi Emer what's happening confused
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Firefighter_68
any, Puerto Rico USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:55 AM CST
hole hole
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ronaldj
pollard, Arkansas USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 12:02 PM CST
morganlee wrote:
Hi

hey your self girl, glad your on,i was gettin lonesome,all by my self
blushing frustrated hug
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 12:03 PM CST
ronaldj wrote:
hey your self girl, glad your on,i was gettin lonesome,all by my self
wave looks like everyone has vamooshed !!! dunno
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