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The X-factor for dates :)

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The X-factor for dates :)

New Brunswick dating
kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:07 PM CST
willbejamming wrote:
Ok I guess we have pass the introduction/dating stage and know a little about each other?

Getting to know your body;
I would take you to one of the finest Island in the Caribbean (Jamaica)
Book you in for a full body massage on a private beach (me doing the massaging)

Getting to know what makes you tick;
I do believe that our mind is so busy dealing with every day reality that it finds it hard to unwind. So with that in mind;
Would take on yacht just off the reefs so that the only sound you hear is the wave against the corals, and then proceed with a head massage followed by a line of question that allows me to know what make you tick ( ticks = what makes your body sense get excited)

Getting close:
Because we are still a bit new to each other, I would recommend that we had separate rooms. (Anticipation makes the heart ponders)
So would go shopping for a dinner/evelyn dress that I think would look stunning on you, have it delivered with a bouquet of your favourite flowers (I would know this by now)
We would then meet and dinned under the stars by the beach
at which point I would compliment you on how beautiful and gorgeous you look
declare my love to you.

And………

Words can’t tell
thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up my vote
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:07 PM CST
emc_eile wrote:
ok thats 3 more for tufty!

~ Fallingman 2 votes
~ Firefighter 4 votes
~ tylersarc 0 votes
~ willbejamming 3 votes
~ stressfree 2 votes
~ tufty 5 votes
~ DadofDucks 0 votes
~ ronaldj 2 votes
~ jimbhoy 3 votes
~ Highplains 0 votes
~ milkway 0 votes
this close now, applause applause applause
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Firefighter_68
any, Puerto Rico USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:10 PM CST
You're always there,
in my dreams,
and I'm wonderfully weak,
savoring each
of your moist kisses.
My desire only heightens
as your lips press
against every inch
of my flesh...
except for that
one spot,
which I won't
tell you about now.
And I only ask
that you'll touch me
there later.

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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:12 PM CST
Firefighter_68 wrote:
You're always there,
in my dreams,
and I'm wonderfully weak,
savoring each
of your moist kisses.
My desire only heightens
as your lips press
against every inch
of my flesh...
except for that
one spot,
which I won't
tell you about now.
And I only ask
that you'll touch me
there later.


have to give this one the thumbs up too! thumbs up
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New Brunswick dating
kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:12 PM CST
willbejamming wrote:
I am not very good at poetry, but for you my love everything is possible even this;

Tanto gentile e tanto onesta pare
la donna mia, quand'ella altrui saluta,
ch'ogne lingua deven tremando muta,
e li occhi no l'ardiscon di guardare.
Ella si va, sentendosi laudare,
benignamente d'umiltà vestuta;
e par che sia una cosa venuta
da cielo in terra a miracol mostrare.
Mostrasi sì piacente a chi la mira,
che dà per li occhi una dolcezza al core,
che 'ntender no la può chi non la prova:
e par che de la sua labbia si mova
un spirito soave pien d'amore,
che va dicendo a l'anima: "Sospira!"

This I did for just one in mind...

Vede perfettamente ogne salute
chi la mia donna tra le donne vede;
quelle che vanno con lei son tenute
di bella grazia a Dio render merzede.
E sua bieltate è di tanta vertute,
che nulla invidia a l'altre ne procede,
anzi le face andar seco vestute
di gentilezza d'amore e di fede.
La vista sua fa ogne cosa umile;
e non fa sola sé parer piacente,
ma ciascuna per lei riceve onore.
Ed è ne li atti suoi tanto gentile,
che nessun la si può recare a mente,
che non sospiri in dolcezza d'amore.

All that said in English is that "I love you with all of me forever and a day”
thumbs up thumbs up my vote
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:13 PM CST
Firefighter_68 wrote:
You're always there,
in my dreams,
and I'm wonderfully weak,
savoring each
of your moist kisses.
My desire only heightens
as your lips press
against every inch
of my flesh...
except for that
one spot,
which I won't
tell you about now.
And I only ask
that you'll touch me
there later.
kinda hot !! uh oh! did you write this ???
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England singles
tufty
Chelmsford, Essex, England UK
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:13 PM CST
morganlee wrote:
this close now,


I personally think, for sheer tenacity, I'd like to give 2 votes to Firefighter grin

I know I ain't quite ready to inflict my self on even a cyber date, maybe a few more weeks.. or a month or 2, but just now not quite in that groovehandshake cheers


One I wrote when she left blues

Shall I close the door behind me?
As I slowly walk away,
I’ll keep my mouth in silence,
There’s nothing left to say.

A billion thoughts are fighting now,
Each should have their say,
I’ll find a quiet cubby hole,
And work through them day by day.

Should I have let my thoughts out?
Or kept them hid away?
It seems the more I said,
The more I drove you away.

I’ll break down every word,
Then analyse some more,
I’ll restructure every sentence,
That pushed you out the door.

The written word is spoken,
By another head than yours,
It can’t sense your humour,
Nor I guess your flaws?

Honesty’s a virtue,
Or so they have you believe,
I find it more a burden,
It can drag you to your knees.

The wounds inside will heal,
This I know for sure,
Given space and solace though,

We all go back for more.
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Firefighter_68
any, Puerto Rico USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:15 PM CST
ONE MORE BEFORE I GO>>>>

JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU MAKE ME..........

THAT WHY I HAVE A STEAMY LITTLE PRESENT WAITNG JUST FOR YOU....

CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IT IS? wink

HOW ABOUT A HINT.....

IT INVOLVES ME AND YOU, AND A QUIET EVENING FOR JUST US TWO

BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND FIND OUT WHAT ELSE..

I HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU...lips hug hug lips
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:16 PM CST
tufty wrote:
I personally think, for sheer tenacity, I'd like to give 2 votes to Firefighter

I know I ain't quite ready to inflict my self on even a cyber date, maybe a few more weeks.. or a month or 2, but just now not quite in that groove One I wrote when she left

Shall I close the door behind me?
As I slowly walk away,
I’ll keep my mouth in silence,
There’s nothing left to say.

A billion thoughts are fighting now,
Each should have their say,
I’ll find a quiet cubby hole,
And work through them day by day.

Should I have let my thoughts out?
Or kept them hid away?
It seems the more I said,
The more I drove you away.

I’ll break down every word,
Then analyse some more,
I’ll restructure every sentence,
That pushed you out the door.

The written word is spoken,
By another head than yours,
It can’t sense your humour,
Nor I guess your flaws?

Honesty’s a virtue,
Or so they have you believe,
I find it more a burden,
It can drag you to your knees.

The wounds inside will heal,
This I know for sure,
Given space and solace though,

We all go back for more.
thumbs up thumbs up
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New Brunswick dating
kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:16 PM CST
Firefighter_68 wrote:
You're always there,
in my dreams,
and I'm wonderfully weak,
savoring each
of your moist kisses.
My desire only heightens
as your lips press
against every inch
of my flesh...
except for that
one spot,
which I won't
tell you about now.
And I only ask
that you'll touch me
there later.
Oh Myapplause thumbs up
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:16 PM CST
Firefighter_68 wrote:
You're always there,
in my dreams,
and I'm wonderfully weak,
savoring each
of your moist kisses.
My desire only heightens
as your lips press
against every inch
of my flesh...
except for that
one spot,
which I won't
tell you about now.
And I only ask
that you'll touch me
there later.
thumbs up
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New Brunswick dating
kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:17 PM CST
tufty wrote:
I personally think, for sheer tenacity, I'd like to give 2 votes to Firefighter

I know I ain't quite ready to inflict my self on even a cyber date, maybe a few more weeks.. or a month or 2, but just now not quite in that groove One I wrote when she left

Shall I close the door behind me?
As I slowly walk away,
I’ll keep my mouth in silence,
There’s nothing left to say.

A billion thoughts are fighting now,
Each should have their say,
I’ll find a quiet cubby hole,
And work through them day by day.

Should I have let my thoughts out?
Or kept them hid away?
It seems the more I said,
The more I drove you away.

I’ll break down every word,
Then analyse some more,
I’ll restructure every sentence,
That pushed you out the door.

The written word is spoken,
By another head than yours,
It can’t sense your humour,
Nor I guess your flaws?

Honesty’s a virtue,
Or so they have you believe,
I find it more a burden,
It can drag you to your knees.

The wounds inside will heal,
This I know for sure,
Given space and solace though,

We all go back for more.
thumbs up thumbs up slow down guys you are tiring me outgrin
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:18 PM CST
Firefighter_68 wrote:
ONE MORE BEFORE I GO>>>>

JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU MAKE ME..........

THAT WHY I HAVE A STEAMY LITTLE PRESENT WAITNG JUST FOR YOU....

CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IT IS?

HOW ABOUT A HINT.....

IT INVOLVES ME AND YOU, AND A QUIET EVENING FOR JUST US TWO

BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND FIND OUT WHAT ELSE..

I HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU...
steamy ???? uh oh! thumbs up
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:18 PM CST
~ Fallingman 2 votes
~ Firefighter 6 votes
~ tylersarc 0 votes
~ willbejamming 6 votes
~ stressfree 2 votes
~ tufty 6 votes
~ DadofDucks 0 votes
~ ronaldj 2 votes
~ jimbhoy 3 votes
~ Highplains 0 votes
~ milkway 0 votes
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:19 PM CST
kissmedeeply wrote:
slow down guys you are tiring me out
there on a rolllaugh poor Emer keeping up hug
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Firefighter_68
any, Puerto Rico USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:19 PM CST
morganlee wrote:
kinda hot !! did you write this ???


I edited it...


The real one would have got this locked and me banned wow! dropping jaw
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New Brunswick dating
kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:20 PM CST
morganlee wrote:
there on a roll poor Emer keeping up
we have a 3 way tie...6 votes for the guys
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New Brunswick dating
kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:21 PM CST
Firefighter_68 wrote:
I edited it...The real one would have got this locked and me banned
aww come on..just for our eyeswow! grin
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:21 PM CST
Firefighter_68 wrote:
I edited it...The real one would have got this locked and me banned
dropping jaw rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:22 PM CST
kissmedeeply wrote:
we have a 3 way tie...6 votes for the guys
3 most romantic guy's ????
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