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The X-factor for dates :)

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The X-factor for dates :)

New Brunswick dating
kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:58 AM CST
morganlee wrote:
How is your attraction to Boobies going to impress a lady on her first date ??? actually maybe you had better not answer that !
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:59 AM CST
ltlmstrouble wrote:
Doesn' t the forum audience get to vote too??? I vote for Falling Man and his romantic date!!! LOL LOL


yes hun, the audience vote matters the most!!!!

you going to audition too??? wink
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 9:59 AM CST
agman wrote:
The date starts by going over to my folks place and talking for
a while then maybe cleaning the house a little and preparing
dinner for us all.
sorry aggers, think i'd pass on that one uh oh! NEXT !!!
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New Brunswick dating
kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:00 AM CST
morganlee wrote:
sorry aggers, think i'd pass on that one NEXT !!!
laugh
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:01 AM CST
morganlee wrote:
sorry aggers, think i'd pass on that one NEXT !!!


yes I agree with morgan ..... 2 judges out of 3, you're out! rolling on the floor laughing

you can always come back and audition again! grin
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Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:04 AM CST
emc_eile wrote:
yes I agree with morgan ..... 2 judges out of 3, you're out!

you can always come back and audition again!


Did I mention parents have tons of money too? cool
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New Brunswick dating
kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:05 AM CST
agman wrote:
Did I mention parents have tons of money too?
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:06 AM CST
agman wrote:
Did I mention parents have tons of money too?


sorry still isn't doing it for me laugh

I need to see more! sticking out tongue
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England dating
ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:07 AM CST
agman wrote:
Did I mention parents have tons of money too?


Bribing the judges? The forum audience is shocked....conversing help
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Firefighter_68
any, Puerto Rico USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:07 AM CST
I'm on my way over to your house tonight,

but I stop first for the flowers you like.

As I drive over a deep breath I take,

Everytime I see you my breath you take.

I'm at your door, with flowers in hand,

You open the door and cloud nine I land.

As I gather my thougths I give you a kiss,

Because beauty like that is hard to miss.

Your eyes twinkle and you smile bright,

I grab you in my arms and hold you tight.

Dinner is first as we sit down together,

I look at us, and want this too be forever.

Afterwards, dessert we share,

It's obvious to everyone love is in the air.

Most would consider this a perfect date,

But for me this is not what it takes.

Everyday that I get to spend with you,

Is a memory for me that I will not lose.
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:08 AM CST
ltlmstrouble wrote:
Bribing the judges? The forum audience is shocked....


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing his bribes aren't get passed me either! wink
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:09 AM CST
emc_eile wrote:
sorry still isn't doing it for me

I need to see more!
thumbs up me too , joanne don't weaken girl, stay strong !! hug
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England dating
ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:09 AM CST
Firefighter_68 wrote:
I'm on my way over to your house tonight,

but I stop first for the flowers you like.

As I drive over a deep breath I take,

Everytime I see you my breath you take.

I'm at your door, with flowers in hand,

You open the door and cloud nine I land.

As I gather my thougths I give you a kiss,

Because beauty like that is hard to miss.

Your eyes twinkle and you smile bright,

I grab you in my arms and hold you tight.

Dinner is first as we sit down together,

I look at us, and want this too be forever.

Afterwards, dessert we share,

It's obvious to everyone love is in the air.

Most would consider this a perfect date,

But for me this is not what it takes.

Everyday that I get to spend with you,

Is a memory for me that I will not lose.


WOW!!!thumbs up smitten
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Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:09 AM CST
emc_eile wrote:
sorry still isn't doing it for me

I need to see more!


It appears there is just no satisfying you. drinking
How about going to church? cool
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:10 AM CST
Firefighter_68 wrote:
I'm on my way over to your house tonight,

but I stop first for the flowers you like.

As I drive over a deep breath I take,

Everytime I see you my breath you take.

I'm at your door, with flowers in hand,

You open the door and cloud nine I land.

As I gather my thougths I give you a kiss,

Because beauty like that is hard to miss.

Your eyes twinkle and you smile bright,

I grab you in my arms and hold you tight.

Dinner is first as we sit down together,

I look at us, and want this too be forever.

Afterwards, dessert we share,

It's obvious to everyone love is in the air.

Most would consider this a perfect date,

But for me this is not what it takes.

Everyday that I get to spend with you,

Is a memory for me that I will not lose.


well now that showed promise! you had me at I'm on my way over yay

well done! handshake
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New Brunswick dating
kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:10 AM CST
Firefighter_68 wrote:
I'm on my way over to your house tonight,

but I stop first for the flowers you like.

As I drive over a deep breath I take,

Everytime I see you my breath you take.

I'm at your door, with flowers in hand,

You open the door and cloud nine I land.

As I gather my thougths I give you a kiss,

Because beauty like that is hard to miss.

Your eyes twinkle and you smile bright,

I grab you in my arms and hold you tight.

Dinner is first as we sit down together,

I look at us, and want this too be forever.

Afterwards, dessert we share,

It's obvious to everyone love is in the air.

Most would consider this a perfect date,

But for me this is not what it takes.

Everyday that I get to spend with you,

Is a memory for me that I will not lose.
applause applause here is a good onehug
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:10 AM CST
Firefighter_68 wrote:
I'm on my way over to your house tonight,

but I stop first for the flowers you like.

As I drive over a deep breath I take,

Everytime I see you my breath you take.

I'm at your door, with flowers in hand,

You open the door and cloud nine I land.

As I gather my thougths I give you a kiss,

Because beauty like that is hard to miss.

Your eyes twinkle and you smile bright,

I grab you in my arms and hold you tight.

Dinner is first as we sit down together,

I look at us, and want this too be forever.

Afterwards, dessert we share,

It's obvious to everyone love is in the air.

Most would consider this a perfect date,

But for me this is not what it takes.

Everyday that I get to spend with you,

Is a memory for me that I will not lose.
thumbs up what do you think ladies ???
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New Brunswick dating
kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:12 AM CST
morganlee wrote:
me too , joanne don't weaken girl, stay strong !!
having some fun deargrin
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:12 AM CST
agman wrote:
It appears there is just no satisfying you.
How about going to church?


takes a lot to satisfy me!!! laugh


Church???? now thats not very romantic .... though some might say walking up the aisle is! laugh
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Detente
North West, England UK
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:13 AM CST
Firefighter_68 wrote:
I'm on my way over to your house tonight,

but I stop first for the flowers you like.

As I drive over a deep breath I take,

Everytime I see you my breath you take.

I'm at your door, with flowers in hand,

You open the door and cloud nine I land.

As I gather my thougths I give you a kiss,

Because beauty like that is hard to miss.

Your eyes twinkle and you smile bright,

I grab you in my arms and hold you tight.

Dinner is first as we sit down together,

I look at us, and want this too be forever.

Afterwards, dessert we share,

It's obvious to everyone love is in the air.

Most would consider this a perfect date,

But for me this is not what it takes.

Everyday that I get to spend with you,

Is a memory for me that I will not lose.
thumbs down

Just boobies.grin
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