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The X-factor for dates :)

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The X-factor for dates :)




emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:31 PM CST


OK to here its still as follows

someone will have to take over please???

~ Fallingman 2 votes
~ Firefighter 6 votes
~ tylersarc 0 votes
~ willbejamming 6 votes
~ stressfree 2 votes
~ tufty 6 votes
~ DadofDucks 0 votes
~ ronaldj 2 votes
~ jimbhoy 3 votes
~ Highplains 0 votes
~ milkway 0 votes

*thumps falls asleep again, whacks head off keyboard before curling up on the carpet asleep* zzzz zzzz zzzz zzzz

g'nite
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nuala
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:33 PM CST
tufty wrote:
Hmmmm

Could mail it to someone as long as they agree NOT to have kittens and report !! Then if suitable they could forward it on



i will be your victim for your mail......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


i swear i wont tell.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing angel devil
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kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:35 PM CST
emc_eile wrote:
OK to here its still as follows

someone will have to take over please???

~ Fallingman 2 votes
~ Firefighter 6 votes
~ tylersarc 0 votes
~ willbejamming 6 votes
~ stressfree 2 votes
~ tufty 6 votes
~ DadofDucks 0 votes
~ ronaldj 2 votes
~ jimbhoy 3 votes
~ Highplains 0 votes
~ milkway 0 votes

*thumps falls asleep again, whacks head off keyboard before curling up on the carpet asleep*
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing night sweetie
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tufty
Chelmsford, Essex, England UK
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:36 PM CST
nuala wrote:
i will be your victim for your mail...... i swear i wont tell.....


Just re-read it... and ermmmm possibly FAR to raunchy to risk rolling on the floor laughing blues blushing
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Firefighter_68
any, Puerto Rico USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:37 PM CST
She came to me I thought i found her
The girl of all my dreams
And until then I did not know what
Happiness could bring

We laughed we cried side by side
The summers turned to years
But winter came the skies have grayed
From happiness to tears

She said she would never leave me
Never let me go
But now she's left with me this feeling
So sad and so alone

She went away I tried to find her
I cried aloud her name
I realized it was goodbye
The heartache and the pain

Why did she go away and leave me with the heartache
Why did she leave me with the pain
If I could tell her so I'd tell her that I love her
And all my dreams have gone away

If you could feel the way I feel about you
Hear the things I say
If you could see the way I am without you
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tufty
Chelmsford, Essex, England UK
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:37 PM CST
emc_eile wrote:
OK to here its still as follows

someone will have to take over please???

~ Fallingman 2 votes
~ Firefighter 6 votes
~ tylersarc 0 votes
~ willbejamming 6 votes
~ stressfree 2 votes
~ tufty 6 votes
~ DadofDucks 0 votes
~ ronaldj 2 votes
~ jimbhoy 3 votes
~ Highplains 0 votes
~ milkway 0 votes

*thumps falls asleep again, whacks head off keyboard before curling up on the carpet asleep*


Sweetdreams wave
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Tennessee personals
dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:38 PM CST
I'll admit, I'm a sucker for the poetry.
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Tennessee personals
dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:38 PM CST
emc_eile wrote:
OK to here its still as follows

someone will have to take over please???

~ Fallingman 2 votes
~ Firefighter 6 votes
~ tylersarc 0 votes
~ willbejamming 6 votes
~ stressfree 2 votes
~ tufty 6 votes
~ DadofDucks 0 votes
~ ronaldj 2 votes
~ jimbhoy 3 votes
~ Highplains 0 votes
~ milkway 0 votes

*thumps falls asleep again, whacks head off keyboard before curling up on the carpet asleep*



Good night, sweetie. I'll catch up with you tomorrow. hug
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kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:41 PM CST
Firefighter_68 wrote:
She came to me I thought i found her
The girl of all my dreams
And until then I did not know what
Happiness could bring

We laughed we cried side by side
The summers turned to years
But winter came the skies have grayed
From happiness to tears

She said she would never leave me
Never let me go
But now she's left with me this feeling
So sad and so alone

She went away I tried to find her
I cried aloud her name
I realized it was goodbye
The heartache and the pain

Why did she go away and leave me with the heartache
Why did she leave me with the pain
If I could tell her so I'd tell her that I love her
And all my dreams have gone away

If you could feel the way I feel about you
Hear the things I say
If you could see the way I am without you
thumbs up thumbs up
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Tennessee personals
dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:43 PM CST
Sweden - are you sharing any poetry?
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Tennessee personals
dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:47 PM CST
I'm sticking around. Errands can wait. This is fun. peace
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kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:49 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
I'm sticking around. Errands can wait. This is fun.
applause yay
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Tennessee personals
dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:54 PM CST
I'm answering your mail girls, just give me a minute, I'm figuring out the times.
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:56 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
I'm answering your mail girls, just give me a minute, I'm figuring out the times.
thumbs up thank you wine
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kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:57 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
I'm answering your mail girls, just give me a minute, I'm figuring out the times.
I enjoy threads like this..nothing but lots of fun and laughter and sharing the loveyay hug
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kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:57 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
I'm answering your mail girls, just give me a minute, I'm figuring out the times.
Morgan I was just wondering what girls and what mail...who do you think she is getting mail fromsticking out tongue grin
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Tennessee personals
dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:58 PM CST
Looks like the men left. Maybe we should date each other. wink
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kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 5:00 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Looks like the men left. Maybe we should date each other.
yeh that sounds like fun..and i am sure we would have loads of funyay kiss
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England singles
tufty
Chelmsford, Essex, England UK
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 5:02 PM CST
Still here but heading for sleepy land in the next half hour

One more

Hail to thee
Lady Spring
Tell me of the joys
that You bring?

Butterflies?
Flowers?
More?

Lambs frolicking?
The calm breezes of summer approaching?
The waft of freshly cut grass?
The buzz of the bee collecting pollen?


What more do you bring in your arms?
A new love with which to venture forwards?
No more cold lonely nights
Do you bring me laughter?

Should I expect these things?
Or should I just wait
Should I pursue these things?
I'm sure its not to late.

Whatever you bring me your majesty
I'll enjoy
For at heart im still young
And your glories enliven me

Stay long
brighten the meadows with butterflies
and the trees with birdsong
For you are my glory
My own lady spring
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kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 5:03 PM CST
tufty wrote:
Still here but heading for sleepy land in the next half hour

One more

Hail to thee
Lady Spring
Tell me of the joys
that You bring?

Butterflies?
Flowers?
More?

Lambs frolicking?
The calm breezes of summer approaching?
The waft of freshly cut grass?
The buzz of the bee collecting pollen?What more do you bring in your arms?
A new love with which to venture forwards?
No more cold lonely nights
Do you bring me laughter?

Should I expect these things?
Or should I just wait
Should I pursue these things?
I'm sure its not to late.

Whatever you bring me your majesty
I'll enjoy
For at heart im still young
And your glories enliven me

Stay long
brighten the meadows with butterflies
and the trees with birdsong
For you are my glory
My own lady spring
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