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The X-factor for dates :)




morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:13 AM CST
kissmedeeply wrote:
having some fun dear
yep nice change wine
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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:13 AM CST
morganlee wrote:
what do you think ladies ???


"A perfect date" by John Hubschman
professor
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:13 AM CST
Fallingman wrote:
"A perfect date" by John Hubschman


dont know that one confused
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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:14 AM CST
emc_eile wrote:
dont know that one


It';'s the poem above that Firefighter posted

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tylersarc
carlsbad, California USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:14 AM CST
PART 1

ok, from the looks of it, I am your actual first contestant. I don't mind, I like being first.
Being that it is our first date, I would have done my homework and found out ideas to help me plan. Starting off a whim is difficult, but I am up for it ;)
Now I might be a little different, but I think a good first date should be all day, not the lame friday night dinner and walk BS. You don't have any time to get to know someone, then it's time for them to go home.
So our date takes place early Saturday morning, (now like I said earlier, i did my homework, so I know what you like, dislike, etc) and take you for your favorite breakfast. Again, I did my homework and found the perfect spot before hand. After breakfast, talking and getting to know one another a little more, we head out for the day. I like to start things off with a little excitement, this always gets the heart pumping and knowing that you both have done something crazy together, eases the mood for a more relaxed time.
So knowing that you are NOT afraid of heights, we head my next pre-planned destination. I do not tell you where we are going, but friendly conversation passes the time as we are headed. At the sight of the hot air balloons, I cannot hide it anymore. I try to lie and say, "No that's not what we are doing," but my smile gives it away. So we set sail for a good ride. It is a blast and I can tell by the way you are squeezing my hand, and the loss of sensation I am experiencing, that you are definitely having a blast.
So the ride is over and you say to me, "yeah, it was ok, I've had more fun" with a wink... So now it's time for me to step up my game. haha
Lunch that I had planned will have to wait, this is an emergency. I sense sarcasm and cannot let her get away with it, but I'm not witty enough to execute some spectacular comeback and forfeit. I accept her victory that time, but plan to think of something better to say next time.
So off to lunch. She said she was a sushi fan, so I found the perfect spot. Beautiful scenery, small crowd, best sushi around, little entertainment, and of course, ME (which is the best part) haha
Sushi goes well, it's the best she ever had, she exclaims.
Again, finding out all of her likes/dislike beforehand, we head to the tijuana to see some show. Ok, really that was a joke.
We actually head to the local outdoor market. I want to go there and have some fun. It's an easy place, with a light atmosphere to have a blast, and let our personalities come out. So we start to walk around the place and just goof around. We see some clothes and decide to do a little modeling. Pretending we are kids again, we try on big hats, small hats, boy clothes, girl clothes, etc and just play. We head to other places just goofing around. I make a deal with her, we rotate at each store, but we have to use something in that store and do a little scene. She laughs and says yes. It's fun and she totally whoops my booty. I guess she had a more imaginative childhood than I.
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Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:15 AM CST
morganlee wrote:
what do you think ladies ???


You girls falling for that dribble. Its so old fashion. sigh
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tylersarc
carlsbad, California USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:15 AM CST
PART 2
So time for dinner. Now, since we have been together all day, and we have gotten to know one another pretty well, it's time to move to the next level of getting to know someone. FAST FOOD, yes or no and what kind??? I tell her this is phase 57 of getting to know someone, she doesn't know what that means, and nor do I since I just made it up. It just sounded funny.
I force her to pick, and she does perfect. We eat a light meal and then head for a few drinks. When I say a few, I mean only a few. Like either 2 or 12. One of those... Joking...
2 drinks at the most. We sit at a lightly lit table, sipping on our drinks and staring into one another's eyes. I tell here to come closer because I have to tell her something. I whisper so no one else can hear and say, "if you buy me a drink, I will definitely put out!! " I'm just joking, let's go dance. So we hit the dance floor and I show her what I learned from watching "dance like a star" on tv. Of course I do it way better.
It's getting way too late, and it's time to take you home. Being together all day, you've now actually spent the total same amount of time as you would by a regular 5th date. So the kiss is extraordinary. It is perfect! She didn't have to say so, I saw how she lifted her leg like they do in the movies. Well, at least it was perfect for me.
I tell her I'll call her tomorrow and head home. I couldn't wait until tomorrow. I called her when I got to my car !

this just spent me like 7 hours to type, so i'll be mad if it doesnt work !!!
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:15 AM CST
Detente wrote:
Just boobies.
Ok Detente bottom line is ..... discussing boobies mine or someone else's on a first date , just does not really do it for me !! rolling eyes laugh
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kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:16 AM CST
agman wrote:
You girls falling for that dribble. Its so old fashion.
comfort
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Detente
North West, England UK
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:16 AM CST
morganlee wrote:
Ok Detente bottom line is ..... discussing boobies mine or someone else's on a first date , just does not really do it for me !!
crying


Ok...buns.blushing
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ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:16 AM CST
Fallingman wrote:
It';'s the poem above that Firefighter posted

LOL LOL LOL

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

good one...
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Firefighter_68
any, Puerto Rico USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:16 AM CST
Yeppp...


But a good one
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:16 AM CST
agman wrote:
You girls falling for that dribble. Its so old fashion.
sorry aggers but blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah you really have to try harder !!
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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:16 AM CST
morganlee wrote:
Ok Detente bottom line is ..... discussing boobies mine or someone else's on a first date , just does not really do it for me !!


Did you say "bottom line" to Detente? You are just encouraging him!! laugh
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:19 AM CST
Detente wrote:
Ok...buns.
Not BUNS either scold you really must try harder professor (i just love being masterful) rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:20 AM CST
morganlee wrote:
sorry aggers but you really have to try harder !!
its just you and me to judge..emer step out 4 a bit..oooooh watch out nowgrin
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:20 AM CST
Fallingman wrote:
Did you say "bottom line" to Detente? You are just encouraging him!!
giggle didn't think of tha
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Firefighter_68
any, Puerto Rico USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:20 AM CST
Okay....

Hate the first date guessing games... does she drink? Eat meat? Dance? Movie?



Fill out the below




Dear _____,
This coupon entitles the bearer to a _____ weekend full of ______ and _________.
We'll enjoy a candlelight _______ every evening, and we'll have a _____ _____ every night.
We'll use lots of _____ and ______, and we'll make _______ in the _________ with you on ________, and me __________.
We can ____ ______ in whatever _______ you want.
And I'll give you an intimate __________. I plan on ______ you until you _______, and then I'll take every _____ of your ______ into my _____ _______. Please reply at once, and specify time, place, and ________, so I can prepare.
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tufty
Chelmsford, Essex, England UK
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:21 AM CST
Meet at a suitable location for us both, check the eyes for good eye contact and the mouth for good smiles then do the 30 second eyes all over check out, and hope for a twitch......... rolling on the floor laughing

<assuming twitch happens mutually......>

A nice stroll, somewhere, like along the embankment of the Thames......

Stop off for a coffee after walking joking and laughing together.... <hopefully!!!!>


After coffee see if the hands come together for a bit more strolling and holding... go for a hug if it seems appropriate......


Discuss what would be good to do for the rest of the day and plan together what we would both like...


After a fun filled day... make plans to meet again and slip in a toe curling snog to set the scene for the next instalment.....



Option B)........ If all goes wonderful and lust has peaked......

<.......Fill in the blanks.......> rolling on the floor laughing
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:22 AM CST
tylersarc wrote:
PART 1

ok, from the looks of it, I am your actual first contestant. I don't mind, I like being first.
Being that it is our first date, I would have done my homework and found out ideas to help me plan. Starting off a whim is difficult, but I am up for it ;)
Now I might be a little different, but I think a good first date should be all day, not the lame friday night dinner and walk BS. You don't have any time to get to know someone, then it's time for them to go home.
So our date takes place early Saturday morning, (now like I said earlier, i did my homework, so I know what you like, dislike, etc) and take you for your favorite breakfast. Again, I did my homework and found the perfect spot before hand. After breakfast, talking and getting to know one another a little more, we head out for the day. I like to start things off with a little excitement, this always gets the heart pumping and knowing that you both have done something crazy together, eases the mood for a more relaxed time.
So knowing that you are NOT afraid of heights, we head my next pre-planned destination. I do not tell you where we are going, but friendly conversation passes the time as we are headed. At the sight of the hot air balloons, I cannot hide it anymore. I try to lie and say, "No that's not what we are doing," but my smile gives it away. So we set sail for a good ride. It is a blast and I can tell by the way you are squeezing my hand, and the loss of sensation I am experiencing, that you are definitely having a blast.
So the ride is over and you say to me, "yeah, it was ok, I've had more fun" with a wink... So now it's time for me to step up my game. haha
Lunch that I had planned will have to wait, this is an emergency. I sense sarcasm and cannot let her get away with it, but I'm not witty enough to execute some spectacular comeback and forfeit. I accept her victory that time, but plan to think of something better to say next time.
So off to lunch. She said she was a sushi fan, so I found the perfect spot. Beautiful scenery, small crowd, best sushi around, little entertainment, and of course, ME (which is the best part) haha
Sushi goes well, it's the best she ever had, she exclaims.
Again, finding out all of her likes/dislike beforehand, we head to the tijuana to see some show. Ok, really that was a joke.
We actually head to the local outdoor market. I want to go there and have some fun. It's an easy place, with a light atmosphere to have a blast, and let our personalities come out. So we start to walk around the place and just goof around. We see some clothes and decide to do a little modeling. Pretending we are kids again, we try on big hats, small hats, boy clothes, girl clothes, etc and just play. We head to other places just goofing around. I make a deal with her, we rotate at each store, but we have to use something in that store and do a little scene. She laughs and says yes. It's fun and she totally whoops my booty. I guess she had a more imaginative childhood than I.


I like I like .... though we do have other contestants in the running! grin

I am scared or eights but would always love to try a trip in a hot air baloon so you show promise!

as for the kids in stores approach and acting scenes, well shows talent!!! and knowing she'll whoop your ass ... wll now you have brains too rolling on the floor laughing

OK you get my vote! thumbs up ladies what do you think???
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