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The X-factor for dates :)

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The X-factor for dates :)




Detente
North West, England UK
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:23 AM CST
Fallingman wrote:
Did you say "bottom line" to Detente? You are just encouraging him!!
laugh
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emc_eile
galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:23 AM CST


ok gotta go for a bit but keep em coming and I'll check back later at all the great talent we have here on CS wave
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:23 AM CST
Firefighter_68 wrote:
Okay....

Hate the first date guessing games... does she drink? Eat meat? Dance? Movie?
Fill out the below

Dear _____,
This coupon entitles the bearer to a _____ weekend full of ______ and _________.
We'll enjoy a candlelight _______ every evening, and we'll have a _____ _____ every night.
We'll use lots of _____ and ______, and we'll make _______ in the _________ with you on ________, and me __________.
We can ____ ______ in whatever _______ you want.
And I'll give you an intimate __________. I plan on ______ you until you _______, and then I'll take every _____ of your ______ into my _____ _______. Please reply at once, and specify time, place, and ________, so I can prepare.
ok has it's plus side but a little to clinical !! we wany romance and originality , right joanne ??
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Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:24 AM CST
I will think about it and try again tomorrow. I thought for
sure the money thing was going to do it. drinking
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:25 AM CST
emc_eile wrote:
I like I like .... though we do have other contestants in the running!

I am scared or eights but would always love to try a trip in a hot air baloon so you show promise!

as for the kids in stores approach and acting scenes, well shows talent!!! and knowing she'll whoop your ass ... wll now you have brains too

OK you get my vote! ladies what do you think???
Yep and original thumbs up applause
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kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:25 AM CST
morganlee wrote:
ok has it's plus side but a little to clinical !! we wany romance and originality , right joanne ??
thumbs up
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:25 AM CST
agman wrote:
I will think about it and try again tomorrow. I thought for
sure the money thing was going to do it.
pointl pointl hug hug
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:27 AM CST
tufty wrote:
Meet at a suitable location for us both, check the eyes for good eye contact and the mouth for good smiles then do the 30 second eyes all over check out, and hope for a twitch.........

<assuming twitch happens mutually......>

A nice stroll, somewhere, like along the embankment of the Thames......

Stop off for a coffee after walking joking and laughing together.... <hopefully!!!!>After coffee see if the hands come together for a bit more strolling and holding... go for a hug if it seems appropriate......Discuss what would be good to do for the rest of the day and plan together what we would both like...After a fun filled day... make plans to meet again and slip in a toe curling snog to set the scene for the next instalment.....
Option B)........ If all goes wonderful and lust has peaked......

<.......Fill in the blanks.......>
Hi tufty, wave what's a twitch ???? confused and Thames can be a little pongy !!! at times more originality please !! NEXT !! hug
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kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:29 AM CST
morganlee wrote:
Hi tufty, what's a twitch ???? and Thames can be a little pongy !!! at times more originality please !! NEXT !!
we need more in here hunhug
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:33 AM CST
kissmedeeply wrote:
we need more in here hun
think there a little scared laugh
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Firefighter_68
any, Puerto Rico USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:35 AM CST
OKAY...




GET IN THE TRUCK..............................
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:36 AM CST
Firefighter_68 wrote:
OKAY...

GET IN THE TRUCK..............................
well, it has a certain appeal uh oh! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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tylersarc
carlsbad, California USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:37 AM CST
i think i was skipped on page 4 :(
way not cool judges. bad form, bad form !!! lol
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London singles
willbejamming
London, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:37 AM CST
Okay.
If/when you decided to go on a date with me I would;
Clean my flat the best way I can and decorate to a theme that I know you like (e.g. Tropical theme or Moroccan)
Get my friend (who is a head chef at a well know restaurant) to cook for us.
Afterwards create a cocktail drink that I would ask you to name (was cocktail bartender at one time)
Then if the evelyn is going ok, ask for a dance, and then…..

At this point I will End my proposal for a date and leave the rest to our imagination.
rolling eyes
emc_eile wrote:
Ok guys ..... here's where you audition!

GUYS : Come up with a way to win the hearts of the ladies here and maybe get yourself the date of your dreams in the process!!! Impress us

HAVE YOU GOT THE X-FACTOR????

LADIES: Ye are the public and get to decide who is the X-factor king for dating!

JUDGES: Also I need 2-3 others to join me on the panel of judges! Who will it be .... any volunteers???

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
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kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:37 AM CST
Firefighter_68 wrote:
OKAY...

GET IN THE TRUCK..............................
hmm where are you Going??????hug
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:38 AM CST
tylersarc wrote:
i think i was skipped on page 4 :(
way not cool judges. bad form, bad form !!! lol
no you weren't at all, check back you got thumbs up
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kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:39 AM CST
tylersarc wrote:
i think i was skipped on page 4 :(
way not cool judges. bad form, bad form !!! lol
Hey we are very nice judges..Try usgrin
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:39 AM CST
willbejamming wrote:
Okay.
If/when you decided to go on a date with me I would;
Clean my flat the best way I can and decorate to a theme that I know you like (e.g. Tropical theme or Moroccan)
Get my friend (who is a head chef at a well know restaurant) to cook for us.
Afterwards create a cocktail drink that I would ask you to name (was cocktail bartender at one time)
Then if the evelyn is going ok, ask for a dance, and then…..

At this point I will End my proposal for a date and leave the rest to our imagination.
thumbs up kinda romantic, we get fed too applause what to think joanne ???
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willbejamming
London, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:40 AM CST
Come on judges!!
what you think?? do i have a chance of winning??
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Firefighter_68
any, Puerto Rico USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:41 AM CST
kissmedeeply wrote:
hmm where are you Going??????


I'll play it by ear.....strong competition






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