Guitarstrings
Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 7:00 PM CST
Some useless information you don't need to know!
HAVING A BAD DAY?
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00am, on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11am, all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, prayer beads, and other holy object to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11am, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday floor sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
HAVING A BAD DAY STILL?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdes Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
STILL THINK YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, with some kind of wire running from his wait towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his new IPod.
STILL THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY?
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke lose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
WHAT? still HAVING A BAD DAY????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was a letter bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. There now, feeling better????