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Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."

Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.

God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?

The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."

Hey Des.

Hi Barry how is it going

Not bad my friend. Trying to stay out of trouble.
Just joined the rest of society and got an iPod. Download like mad, songs from the 80s (my time).

Big stress relief at work and I got the idea from the forums about music.

How are you doing? It was in the 70s here for the past two days, the birds are singing. It's nice for a change. Dropping back down tomorrow with rain.

I am doing good Just a really long wek I had a market tour today again the second one in 2 weeks but it over now so I am just happy it went very well .............I miss our friend but we have to do bar night tomorrow

Yea I miss her too. I talked to her today. She's doing very well and all is good. Not the same anymore.

We have our Annual Associate's Appreciation Day tomorrow. Dinner/dance tomorrow night at the Hartford Marriott. Open bar. Not sure how long I'll stay but start without me my friend. You have the midus touch anyway.