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Toilet paper




chimike
Chicago, Illinois USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 8:17 PM CST
A lady was getting out of the shower and looking at herself in the mirror when her husband walked in. "Do you think my boobs should be bigger?" Well, the man knew this had to be some kind of trap...he wasn't going to fall for it. He said "Well, if you want bigger ones, here's what you do...take a piece of toilet paper and just rub it between them, and you'll see that they'll eventually get bigger" She laughed and said, "Ok, I'll try it", so she does...she takes a piece, rubbing it between her breasts...and then says "This is silly, how is this going to help my boobs get bigger?"....and he said, "well, it will take some time, but look what it's done for your ass over the years".


He's recovering nicely, should be out of the hospital soon.
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Roseblossum
lONDON, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 8:19 PM CST
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Think that it will be the dog house next.rolling on the floor laughing
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X5323601
Fairbanks, Alaska USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 8:37 PM CST
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Scooterman46
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 9:01 AM CST
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rescuemepleez
clydebank, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 9:05 AM CST
Wicked but funny ..thanks for the laugh..R.
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