Posted: Apr 10, 2008, 10:33 PM CST
Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one
night
when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told
his
driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had
happened. About one hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back
to the
car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his
clothes all ripped and torn. "What happend to you?" asked
Bill. "Well, the
Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 19-year-
old
daughter made mad passionate love to me." "My God, what did you tell
them?" asks Clinton. The driver replies, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver,
and I
just killed the pig."