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A 4 question quiz you will fail...

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A 4 question quiz you will fail...

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X5323601
Fairbanks, Alaska USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 1:20 PM CST
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 1:26 PM CST
hahaha


How'd you put a condom on an elephant?

You take the E out of Elephant.. and the F out of way.


(haha you may have to think about that)
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rescuemepleez
clydebank, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 1:40 PM CST
Smarty Pants..laugh good wit...thanks.
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 1:42 PM CST
blues why did you give us the answers too?

you had a great opportunity to watch a lot of people make fools of themselves...laugh



wave I would have been one of them............applause
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bajanblue
Speightstown, Saint Peter Barbados
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 1:56 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
hahahaHow'd you put a condom on an elephant?

You take the E out of Elephant .. and the F out of way . (haha you may have to think about that)


devil devil dancing banana applause Oh! my side hurt.
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 3:12 PM CST
bajanblue wrote:
Oh! my side hurt.


hahaha giggle


wave hug
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joanie04984
North Woods, Maine USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 3:25 PM CST
What's gray and comes in quarts?











Answer: Look in the refrigerator laugh
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X5323601
Fairbanks, Alaska USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 4:18 PM CST
joanie04984 wrote:
What's gray and comes in quarts?Answer: Look in the refrigerator


Eww barfing laugh
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