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I come to pervert the children of Earth.

What I've learned about life: never follow anyone who wants to lead everyone, never argue with an a$$hole unless you want to catch $#!@, never squat with your spurs on, never squat near the fire if there's a rivet in the crotch of your jeans, listen to the millionaires before the "market experts," millionaires know about money but if you want to learn about EVERYTHING... listen to old people and if you want to get jaded in a hurry, learn about the way things work.

And don't spit into the wind.

Oh yeah

And if you must spit from a moving car, make sure there's no...








...Motorcycle cop.

Yes, we do make good beer here on MY planet.
Please enjoy it in mass quantities!

I'm now on mars and it's -65 here.....


My purpose is to freeze to death apparently.....

Could have sworn I was headed to a different Planet,but I had to "Step Out" for a moment on some little old world.(Plumbing Out Of Order )
And wouldn't you believe when I got back to the Ship,I found that some Crooked Person had misappropriated the Steering-Wheel!!!

What planet.....where.....what purpose....who

CHEESE IS GOOD:)

NOT SURE WHAT PLANET I AM ON. JUST STOPPED FOR A MAP
E.T. PHONED LOOKING FOR HIM.

I'm one of the Sirens of Titan.....

Gilly do think its your purpose in life to keep churning out these same threads, retrieving them when hardly anyone answers and say your annoyed and leaving in a desperate cry for attention?

Do you think its your purpose to just have to bring the colour of a mans skin into anything where you are basically implying people are racist or do you do this thread after thread to annoy and insult people? Now if a white person said some of the comments you have done we would have been labelled racist trouble makers.

So here's my contribution, cut out when will a "black man" be president and how long will it take his to be assassinated (obviously because nobody in american is tollerant and just wants a chance to shoot at someone because he isnt white).

Cut out all this type of things from your threads as you offended a lot of people keep having to bring up the skin colour thing in your countless threads.

Thats my position why i am on this planet, to point out double standards and i hope i never have to say the same thing again.

ROBBIE....ooo so good to have you back...missed you loads

Thanks dear, i am back but very fragile so i might not be really on he ball till after the weekend.Either way i wont be posting on another of these kinds of threads if you know what i mean!

There's some cyber Jimmy choo's or Manlo Blancos in the box unless some scumbag swapped them for some old hush puppies and a half eaten kebab.

no i'm not crooked conrad !.. just very dodgy !

I vote for Mars too.

I'm a Scorpio.

It's my home planet.

Plus, I live in Maine...we freeze here at least six months out of the year.

And Ray Bradbury had it right...we are the Martians

i`m buying what water hole is your favorite