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angelgreen
somewhere else, Central, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 7:21 PM CST
once upon a time,
a guy asked a girl, " will you marry me?" The girl said "no".
She lived happily ever after.
She went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook , had a wardrobe full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny and was never farted on.
The end
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 7:21 PM CST
angelgreen wrote:
once upon a time,
a guy asked a girl, " will you marry me?" The girl said "no".
She lived happily ever after.
She went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook , had a wardrobe full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny and was never farted on.
The end



laugh
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saskar
kerry, Kerry Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 7:22 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing My kind of girllaugh
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angelgreen
somewhere else, Central, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 7:29 PM CST
saskar wrote:
My kind of girl

got this in a text today. felt i had to share
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X5323601
Fairbanks, Alaska USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 7:41 PM CST
thumbs down sticking out tongue laugh
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angelgreen
somewhere else, Central, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 7:44 PM CST
sticking out tongue
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 7:57 PM CST
thumbs up
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X5323601
Fairbanks, Alaska USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 8:20 PM CST
boxing
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angelgreen
somewhere else, Central, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 8:32 PM CST
laugh
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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 8:36 PM CST
And just where were you when I needed you?



rolling on the floor laughing
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angelgreen
somewhere else, Central, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 8:38 PM CST
vonney wrote:
And just where were you when I needed you?

shopping or drinking laugh
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X5323601
Fairbanks, Alaska USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 8:45 PM CST
angelgreen wrote:
shopping or drinking

cheers drinking
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angelgreen
somewhere else, Central, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 8:46 PM CST
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yeah. probably drinking is about right!
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Arlene101
Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia Canada
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 8:52 PM CST
angelgreen wrote:
once upon a time,
a guy asked a girl, " will you marry me?" The girl said "no".
She lived happily ever after.
She went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook , had a wardrobe full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny and was never farted on.
The end
When I lose the few pounds that I want, I actually live this life. professor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 8:56 PM CST
angelgreen wrote:
once upon a time,
a guy asked a girl, " will you marry me?" The girl said "no".
She lived happily ever after.
She went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook , had a wardrobe full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny and was never farted on.
The end



giggle for me it would be "ate what she wanted"laugh laugh

thanks for the laughwave bouquet of flowers
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angelgreen
somewhere else, Central, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 8:58 PM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
for me it would be "ate what she wanted"

thanks for the laugh

you are welcome. woz sent to me so like to pass on the wisdom
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constanza
Los Angeles, California USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 10:51 PM CST

D'oh! laugh
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 10:56 PM CST
Two fairys meet at a bar!

One said."Hi",

the other one said,"Not yet"

The End!
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 11:19 PM CST
Man is not complete till he is married.....
Then he is finishedsticking out tongue
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