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Ever wonder...

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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 8:41 PM CST
1. why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?


2. why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?


3. why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?


4. why "abbreviated" is such a long word?


5. why doctors call what they do "practice"?


6. why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows?


7. why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing
liquid is made with real lemons?


8. why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?


9. why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?


10. who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?


11. why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?


12. why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


13. why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the
indestructible black box?


14. why sheep don't shrink when it rains?


15. why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?


16. if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


17. why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
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X5323601
Fairbanks, Alaska USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 8:44 PM CST
why doctors call what they do "practice"? Where is the -shudder- emoticon?

All good Des thumbs up
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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 8:47 PM CST
why men who call them selves gentlemen dont respond to mail
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Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 8:50 PM CST
I wonder why Desmond ever wondered about Number 1 in the list.grin






















rolling on the floor laughing
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Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 8:53 PM CST
Ok! OK! Bald is beautiful! grin
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 9:02 PM CST
drinking nope, I'm too busy pondering raccoons...wave
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 9:03 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
I wonder why Desmond ever wondered about Number 1 in the list.


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Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 9:07 PM CST
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