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How many is a brazillion?”

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How many is a brazillion?”

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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 9:27 PM CST
The Defense Secretary briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that three Brazilian soliders were killed in Iraq. To everyone’s amazement, the color ran from Bush’s face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and asked the Defense Secretary, “Just exactly how many is a brazillion?”
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 9:28 PM CST


It's how much money George Soros gave to MoveOn.org. rolling on the floor laughing
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ontarioman
Kawartha lakes, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 9:31 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing

Maybe 3.7 Brazil midgets! drinking
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CuspofMagic
space, Mecklenburg-West Pomerania Germany
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 9:34 PM CST
desmond wrote:
The Defense Secretary briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that three Brazilian soliders were killed in Iraq. To everyone’s amazement, the color ran from Bush’s face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and asked the Defense Secretary, “Just exactly how many is a brazillion?”


the GDPof Brazil laugh
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sunshine79
chardon, Ohio USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 9:37 PM CST
ok all i can say to him is.......D'oh!
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Usedname
Honolulu, Hawaii USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2008, 9:53 PM CST
desmond wrote:
The Defense Secretary briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that three Brazilian soliders were killed in Iraq. To everyone’s amazement, the color ran from Bush’s face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and asked the Defense Secretary, “Just exactly how many is a brazillion?”




Barbara Bush's Age.
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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 1:05 AM CST
Barbara Bush's bikini wax
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Usedname
Honolulu, Hawaii USA
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 2:04 AM CST
Zarah wrote:
Barbara Bush's bikini wax



Hmm. Good For Inducing Vomiting.
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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 5:18 PM CST
desmond wrote:
The Defense Secretary briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that three Brazilian soliders were killed in Iraq. To everyone’s amazement, the color ran from Bush’s face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and asked the Defense Secretary, “Just exactly how many is a brazillion?”


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Detente
North West, England UK
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 5:26 PM CST
desmond wrote:
The Defense Secretary briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that three Brazilian soliders were killed in Iraq. To everyone’s amazement, the color ran from Bush’s face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and asked the Defense Secretary, “Just exactly how many is a brazillion?”
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lusciousmile
Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 5:28 PM CST
Usedname wrote:
Hmm. Good For Inducing Vomiting.



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Thanks for inducing laughter, with that piece of vomit induced knowledge.
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roseofsharon
Casa Felice, Southampton, England UK
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 5:30 PM CST
There is actually a "brazzilion"..... you have a million, a billion, a gazillion and a squillion.

Well.... a brazzilion is a gazillion multiplied by a squillion BUT.... minus a billion...

Google it...!! thumbs up
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StressFree
SF Bay Area/Las Vegas, California USA
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 5:31 PM CST
desmond wrote:
The Defense Secretary briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that three Brazilian soliders were killed in Iraq. To everyone’s amazement, the color ran from Bush’s face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and asked the Defense Secretary, “Just exactly how many is a brazillion?”


That's odd that Bush did not get the point....rolling on the floor laughing
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