lint874
Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK
Posted: Jun 2, 2008, 6:10 PM CST
David Beckham’s better looking than me, but he’s not more intelligent than me.
Bill Gates is richer than me, but he’s not better looking.
Dr Stephen Hawking is more intelligent than me, but he’s not a better lover than me.
John Holmes was a better lover than me, but he wasn’t more faithful than me.
John Cleese is funnier than me, but he’s not younger than me.
Fernando Alonso may drive a faster car than me, but he’s not more tolerant of faults in his partners than me.
Jeffrey Archer might be a better writer than me, but he’s not more honest than me.
Hmmmm. So I’m more intelligent than a professional footballer, a better lover than someone with motor neurone disease, more faithful than a porn actor, and more honest than a man convicted for perjury? Not much of an advert is it?
OK, how about this? If you fall in love me, but then find someone who is: more intelligent AND better looking AND a better lover AND more faithful AND younger AND more tolerant AND more honest than me – then I will tell you to fall out of love with me and fall in love with him.