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better than killing the moose with windshield
how is the great white north?

Since an Earthworm is both male and female, if its other end was sticking out of the ground would it fall in love with itself.

If you got a bat drunk would it fly straight?

If Ironman had bladder troubles and he wet his suit would he rust.

If Superman got real old would he fly into buildings from super bad eyes or fly around poking holes in walls with his flying cane.

If we could change channels on the TV and stop in the middle.....like channel 47.5 would Star Trek have cowboys in it. or the food channel have golfers playing through while they were trying to cook.

If women went back to wearing the airplane skirts would the hem come all the way up to the cockpit?

If they made cars where you could drive over each other (curved tops) would there ever be traffic jams and would it be a heck of a lot of fun.

I love palm trees!! They are so cool looking!!

What city were you in?

C'mon, I'm not online that much I love this forum....and lets just say I am at my computer a lot.

A palm reader would stay busy if she didn't know what she was doing and read palm trees.

Len, you have the most random mind I've ever had the pleasure of meeting!

Back in the 60-70s there were a type of shorts that had a flap front and back that made them look like a skirt. and very short too. A one time the test was used to see if they were to short. you had a test.

You place your index finger in line with the front hem.....then you raise your thumb....if she giggles......the skirt is too short.

pics?

and who conducted this test hmmm? I am thinking you!

Sorry! I threw all the pics of me wearing an airplane skirt away!

Yes! as a pubic.....I mean a public service!

I still try to keep my hand in.

damn!

OMG! cyber pinch sent your way

That can be very virtually painful!

I used to sell bras door to door! When a lady came to the door I would take a piece of chalk and draw a cicle around each breast. Telling the lady the size cup needed. If she said she didn't need a bra......then I would take my hand and rub off the chaulk marks.

naughty calls for it sometimes

I'm a baaaaaad boy!






See ya'll later time to get busy!

George Costanza would be very proud of you.....

Nice underwear....



Had a nieghbour bring in a present today....freshly baked rikotta cheese/fresh broad bean pie. Yummy.....

Right now it's the season for beans so everybody doing 'Torta tal Ful'

Wanderfullll....