Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 11:46 PM CST
when I run out of hot water,
Tornadoes.
pms time.
corded phones.
cold toilet seats.
when I can a line in America and it says.. Press one to continue in english.
Black & white TV's
Down pillows.
When a lightbulb breaks off in the socket.
metric system.

<---- this feller!
Fake boobs!!!!