WHERE HAVE ALL THE HANDSOME 45YR OLDS GONE

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WHERE HAVE ALL THE HANDSOME 45YR OLDS GONE

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Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: Apr 26, 2008, 5:45 PM CST
breezee wrote:
Inspired!!!!

This could be a great new concept for one of those books that help people make sense of life.


Thanks Breezee, That was a once in a lifetime inspiration for me.. Now to get started on that book.. laugh
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breezee
athens, Attica Greece
Posted: Apr 26, 2008, 5:53 PM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
Thanks Breezee, That was a once in a lifetime inspiration for me.. Now to get started on that book..
Actually Sparky, I've been thinking.....

If you DO write that book you could end up "filthy rich" thereby increasing your quality status from 4/5, ie:45..... to 5/6,ie:56!!!!!

Big BIGG risk!!!
Would blow your theory an' all to kingdom come!!! sigh
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Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: Apr 26, 2008, 6:00 PM CST
breezee wrote:
Actually Sparky, I've been thinking.....

If you DO write that book you could end up "filthy rich" thereby increasing your quality status from 4/5, ie:45..... to 5/6,ie:56!!!!!

Big BIGG risk!!!
Would blow your theory an' all to kingdom come!!!


Good point!

I don't want to have to wait another 11 years to be rich and have my theory blown to bits.

Maybe I should quit while I'm ahead.
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breezee
athens, Attica Greece
Posted: Apr 26, 2008, 6:04 PM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
Good point!

I don't want to have to wait another 11 years to be rich and have my theory blown to bits.

Maybe I should quit while I'm ahead.
And can you really really vouch for your teeth, your hair and your damn good shape in 11 years time?

Food for thought, eh?? wink uh oh! laugh wave
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Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: Apr 26, 2008, 6:11 PM CST
breezee wrote:
And can you really really vouch for your teeth, your hair and your damn good shape in 11 years time?

Food for thought, eh??


Yep, and I'm still 45 (For a few months longer) But I have to admit I need to stay on top of things with much more vigor nowadays as compared to when I was in my 30s lest I start getting that furniture disease.

You know... My chest starts slipping down to my drawers (Chest of Drawers) laugh
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Apr 26, 2008, 6:12 PM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
Yep, and I'm still 45 (For a few months longer) But I have to admit I need to stay on top of things with much more vigor nowadays as compared to when I was in my 30s lest I start getting that furniture disease.

You know... My chest starts slipping down to my drawers (Chest of Drawers)



At least you don't have dunlap disease applause
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bodleing
Greater Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
Posted: Apr 26, 2008, 6:24 PM CST
breezee wrote:
And can you really really vouch for your teeth, your hair and your damn good shape in 11 years time?

Food for thought, eh??


Dont worry about that sparky, 11 years time?
Thats me , 56, teeth are fine, shape is great,
no worriesgrin
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Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: Apr 26, 2008, 6:37 PM CST
bodleing wrote:
Dont worry about that sparky, 11 years time?
Thats me , 56, teeth are fine, shape is great,
no worries


When or if I make it to 56 and I'm in as good a shape as you appear to be, then I'll be happy about it.

Isn't life strange. I remember when I was in my 20s making fun of 30 & 40 year olds. Now I'm wiser and don't joke about it. I simply hope I will eventually get to my 50s, 60s and beyond and still be able to enjoy life.
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Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: Apr 26, 2008, 6:38 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
At least you don't have dunlap disease


Yeah, no kidding. I don't even like Dunlap tires.. laugh
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alex_192
sarasota USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 4:15 PM CST
sexycaringsingle wrote:
I HAVE HAD VERY LITTLE SUCESS IN FINDING SOMEONE OVER 45 WHO IS HANDSOME STILL HAVE THEIR TEETH SHAPELY BODY HAIR SO DECIDED TO POLL AND SEE IF ANYONE AGREES WITH ME. NOW REMEMBER I SAID 45 AND HANDSOME NOT DROP DEAD GEORGOUS BUT THAT WOULD ALSO DO THANK YOU . XTC


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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 4:35 PM CST
sexycaringsingle wrote:
I HAVE HAD VERY LITTLE SUCESS IN FINDING SOMEONE OVER 45 WHO IS HANDSOME STILL HAVE THEIR TEETH SHAPELY BODY HAIR SO DECIDED TO POLL AND SEE IF ANYONE AGREES WITH ME. NOW REMEMBER I SAID 45 AND HANDSOME NOT DROP DEAD GEORGOUS BUT THAT WOULD ALSO DO THANK YOU . XTC


I am 45 and I never had shapely body hair!!!!scold
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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 4:39 PM CST
sexycaringsingle wrote:
I HAVE HAD VERY LITTLE SUCESS IN FINDING SOMEONE OVER 45 WHO IS HANDSOME STILL HAVE THEIR TEETH SHAPELY BODY HAIR SO DECIDED TO POLL AND SEE IF ANYONE AGREES WITH ME. NOW REMEMBER I SAID 45 AND HANDSOME NOT DROP DEAD GEORGOUS BUT THAT WOULD ALSO DO THANK YOU . XTC


And still have all their own teeth?? Blimey.... you're a bit picky, aren't ya??!!
D'oh!

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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 4:42 PM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
Yep, and I'm still 45 (For a few months longer) But I have to admit I need to stay on top of things with much more vigor nowadays as compared to when I was in my 30s lest I start getting that furniture disease.

You know... My chest starts slipping down to my drawers (Chest of Drawers)


I goes with the "Bay Window" stomach
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 4:42 PM CST
It D'oh!
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Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 5:01 PM CST
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 5:03 PM CST
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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 5:04 PM CST
WhatUwish4 wrote:
I goes with the "Bay Window" stomach


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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 5:05 PM CST
roseofsharon wrote:
Gotta remember that one!!


I have a Bay Watch stomach...Pamela Anderson's boobs are implanted there....
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 5:05 PM CST
roseofsharon wrote:
Gotta remember that one!!


I'm hoping Ill remember the "Chest of Drawers."

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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 5:07 PM CST
mbcasey wrote:
I have a Bay Watch stomach...Pamela Anderson's boobs are implanted there....


You know, I always wondered why men didn't just go out and get their own set of boobs. They could play with them all day.....

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