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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:01 AM CST
"Outside consultants sought for test of gas chamber."

-Ad in Arizona Republic-




uh oh!
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:02 AM CST
[quote=KrazieStill]
prncss4someone wrote:


Hmmmmm, who u been talking too?





Desmond....rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:03 AM CST
"FOR RENT: CONDOM... ONLY US$650."


- Ad in Jakarta Post, should have read Condo -


dropping jaw wow!
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:08 AM CST
"Reports are sketchy, but we have heard that in the first heart transplant operation in Belgium, both patient and donor are doing fine."

-Radio news announcer-


That would be a miracle...the first donar ever to live without a heart!!!!!!!!!!


professor confused D'oh! grin
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:09 AM CST
"PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." --former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, responding to criticism from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals following revelations that he had once strapped the family dog to roof of his car during a long road trip


shock
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:10 AM CST
"Biking through New York's boroughs in 2005, I thought about some old friends, Joe and Eileen Bailey. Though they are imaginary, I frequently talk to them." --Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY), in an excerpt from his book, Positively American

hmmm
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:11 AM CST
[quote=prncss4someone]
KrazieStill wrote:


Desmond....


rolling on the floor laughing He would say anything to get ....
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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:13 AM CST
You 2 girls are ON FIRE tonight....

Thanks for the laugh girlieeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss.....

yay

hug
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:17 AM CST
"Cod are not very good swimmers so they are easily overtaken by trawlers and nets."

-British government report on why cod fish are disappearing from the North Sea-


I wonder how much they paid for that report.....professor rolling eyes laugh
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:23 AM CST
"Thanks for the question, you little jerk." -- John McCain, after being asked by a high school student if he was too old to be president.

For good measure, McCain then threatened to draft him


rolling eyes ......laugh
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:33 AM CST
Passive activity income does not include the following: Income for an activity that is not a passive activity.

-IRS form 8583, Passive Activity Loss Limitation-

You will find it a distinct help if you know and look as if you know what you are doing.

-IRS Training Manual for tax auditors-

Please provide the date of your death.

-from an IRS letter-






professor rolling eyes uh oh!
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:46 AM CST
On Sears hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

rolling eyes
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:48 AM CST
"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.uh oh!
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:48 AM CST
"A zebra does not change its spots."

- Al Gore-


professor uh oh! laugh
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:51 AM CST
Found on packages of Betty Crocker Fruit Roll-ups:
Peel fruit from cellophane before eating.
conversing
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:54 AM CST
I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming....
Jimmy Carter

laugh
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:55 AM CST
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."

-Hilary Clinton-




professor comfort laugh
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:56 AM CST
Got a hotdogs lunchable once, took the bun wrapper off and popped in microwave, mustard, ketchup, rellis, took BIG bite, thought, damn this is chewy.
Didn't know the hot dog was wrapped separate as well!!!! What a mess.



frustrated rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:56 AM CST
"Solutions are not the answer."

-Richard Nixon-


professor help D'oh! laugh
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:57 AM CST
"Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."
- Stewie from Family Guy
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