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Pick-Up Lines!




princebuster
leeds/bradford, West Yorkshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 10:44 PM CST
anjel wrote:
we're good with the pick up lines! haha
your easily pulled thenlaugh
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 10:44 PM CST
X5323601 wrote:
Clench all you want, it's still going in... Ass, the other vagina


omg. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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gingerb
Letterkenny, Donegal Ireland
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 10:44 PM CST
hug Yup? Yep!
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Knill
Va Beach, Virginia USA
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 10:45 PM CST
anjel wrote:
we're good with the pick up lines! haha

Only for you... random girl i dont kno


lmao
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pencilartist
tuscon, Arizona USA
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:16 AM CST
Saying hi works for me simple as that
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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 1:37 AM CST
even get them in the surgery....

Some of the worst I have been asked...
did you fart? Cause you just blew me away
I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
You want me. I can smell it.
If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!
I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
You sure have a great looking tooth.
Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster.
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tinymac
hilversum, Flevoland Netherlands
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 2:42 AM CST
Zarah wrote:
even get them in the surgery....

Some of the worst I have been asked...
did you fart? Cause you just blew me away
I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
You want me. I can smell it.
If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!
I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
You sure have a great looking tooth.
Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster.


Sexier than socks on a rooster!
rolling on the floor laughing


my favourite is - do you have the money for a taxi to your place, love?!

cheers
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tinymac
hilversum, Flevoland Netherlands
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 2:49 AM CST
another nice one is:

When I look deeply into those beautifull eyes of yours, everything else just fall from my brain!

but mostly its:

Your standing on my foot, you dumb bitch!!

rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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mrwright1
downtown ballybollock, Sligo Ireland
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 3:13 AM CST
when i'm good i'm very good,
but when i'm bad i'm sensational wink
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tinymac
hilversum, Flevoland Netherlands
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 3:42 AM CST
what do you think girls?

George Clooney, from the side!?

Ok, the other f%%%%% side!!

laugh cheers
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jimbhoy
Glasgow/Scotland, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 3:49 AM CST
Hey baby you have eyes like a wrench





Everytime you look at me my nuts tightenrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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X5323601
Fairbanks, Alaska USA
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 5:14 AM CST
jimbhoy wrote:
Hey baby you have eyes like a wrenchEverytime you look at me my nuts tighten


laugh
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mrwright1
downtown ballybollock, Sligo Ireland
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 5:20 AM CST
fancy a slither around the bordswink
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Bowie
winter haven, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 7:50 AM CST
I know I'm not MR. RIGHT, but I'll fuck you till he shows up

laugh
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X5323601
Fairbanks, Alaska USA
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 7:52 AM CST
Bowie wrote:
I know I'm not MR. RIGHT, but I'll fuck you till he shows up

scold laugh
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Bowie
winter haven, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 7:52 AM CST
your tits are staring at my eyes

( OOPS sorry about the f- word in previous post )
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X5323601
Fairbanks, Alaska USA
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 7:53 AM CST
Bowie wrote:
your tits are staring at my eyes

( OOPS sorry about the f- word in previous post )

rolling on the floor laughing
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Bowie
winter haven, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 8:24 AM CST
I hope you got cab fare, you can get the address off the pizza box in the morning
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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 9:17 AM CST
Bowie wrote:
I know I'm not MR. RIGHT, but I'll fuck you till he shows up


dropping jaw
Whoooaa....!!! D'oh!
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Bowie
winter haven, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 9:30 AM CST
roseofsharon wrote:
Whoooaa....!!!

My bad frustrated devil
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