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StressFree
small city, Kalmar Sweden
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 9:34 AM CST
StressFree wrote:
I'm hung like a fieldmouse?
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kurzita
Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 9:37 AM CST
Come meet my puppy.

Damn phrase got me married!!!!

D'oh!
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Knill
Va Beach, Virginia USA
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 9:44 AM CST
kurzita wrote:
Come meet my puppy.

Damn phrase got me married!!!!


lmao
wow
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chefdeparty
Grimsby, Humberside, England UK
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 9:58 AM CST
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS IN THE MORNING...FERTILISED!!devil
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Bowie
winter haven, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 10:13 AM CST
chefdeparty wrote:
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS IN THE MORNING...FERTILISED!!


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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DogMaI
Sartell, Minnesota USA
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 11:22 AM CST
How much does a polar bear weigh?



Just enough to break the ice.wink laugh
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gingerb
Letterkenny, Donegal Ireland
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 12:05 PM CST
Would you like to be buried with my folks?
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kurzita
Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 12:23 PM CST
Shall I phone you over breakfast?

Or shall I cook you one?

dancing banana
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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 12:25 PM CST
gingerb wrote:
Would you like to be buried with my folks?


If I hopped in my car, I would be just in time to buy you a late pint. Fancy one? laugh
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gingerb
Letterkenny, Donegal Ireland
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 1:13 PM CST
Fallingman wrote:
If I hopped in my car, I would be just in time to buy you a late pint. Fancy one?


applause
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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 1:16 PM CST
dunno lol best i could come up with!
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gingerb
Letterkenny, Donegal Ireland
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 1:20 PM CST
Is your car a sports model , because I'd like to get some exercise.dancing elephant
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Crystal29
Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 1:21 PM CST
chefdeparty wrote:
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS IN THE MORNING...FERTILISED!!


barfing
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Crystal29
Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 1:22 PM CST
Fallingman wrote:
lol best i could come up with!


Would you like my last rolo?? bouquet of flowers
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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 1:22 PM CST

Did you drink too much or are you particularly displeased to see me?

laugh
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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 1:23 PM CST
Crystal29 wrote:
Would you like my last rolo??


I would like several of your rolos! grin
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Crystal29
Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 1:24 PM CST
Fallingman wrote:
Did you drink too much or are you particularly displeased to see me?


Is this for me dunno

havent even started yet....bottles still chilling wine
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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 1:30 PM CST
Crystal29 wrote:
Is this for me

havent even started yet....bottles still chilling


Yes....it was in response to the vomit emote! lollaugh
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Crystal29
Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 1:32 PM CST
Fallingman wrote:
Yes....it was in response to the vomit emote! lol


my dear that was not for you....angel
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Crystal29
Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 1:40 PM CST
Screw me if your wrong but I could swear you're Brad Pitt yay
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