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Magical Mirror

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Magical Mirror

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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 9:43 PM CST
There is legend that goes like this: In a bar in New York there is a magical mirror If you go up to it and tell it the truth it will grant you a wish If you lie - poof it swallows you up.

A brunette, a blonde and a redhead walk into this bar. They head straight for the mirror. The redhead goes first and says "I think I'm the most beautiful woman on Earth" Poof- the mirror swallows her up.

The brunette goes up to the mirror and says "I think I'm the sexiest woman on Earth" Poof - the mirror swallows her up.

Last, the blonde goes up to the mirror says " I think........" Poof!!
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 9:44 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Yea for blondes. cheers
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CLLGEGRL
San Antonio, Texas USA
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 10:25 PM CST
lol I hadnt heard that one rolling on the floor laughing
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 10:27 PM CST
CLLGEGRL wrote:
lol I hadnt heard that one


Des is good with the jokes, careful he flirts A LOT!!!!!

Jk Des. cheers
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 10:31 PM CST
KrazieStill wrote:
Des is good with the jokes, careful he flirts A LOT!!!!!

Jk Des.



LMAO but she is a beautiful lady grin
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Apr 12, 2008, 10:32 PM CST
desmond wrote:
LMAO but she is a beautiful lady


And she likes a "nice smile and sense of humor."
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