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This is Your Brain.....

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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 4:05 AM CST
This is your brain.....











This is your brain on drugs.....
























rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing professor grin
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tinymac
hilversum, Flevoland Netherlands
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 4:08 AM CST
He dont need no drugs to be stupid!!!
rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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solitare
Munchen, Bayern Germany
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 10:57 AM CST
tinymac wrote:
He dont need no drugs to be stupid!!!


Methinks that he perhaps watched too many times the old B movie They Saved Hitler's Brain...
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allready
portland, Oregon USA
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 11:01 AM CST
tinymac wrote:
He dont need no drugs to be stupid!!!
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 11:30 AM CST
solitare wrote:
Methinks that he perhaps watched too many times the old B movie They Saved Hitler's Brain...



He mighta...or just smoked one too many spliffs back in the day!!!!!!!!!!!


smoking hmmm giggle
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trish123
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 11:52 AM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
He mighta...or just smoked one too many spliffs back in the day!!!!!!!!!!!


nope, I did that and it didnt make me into president - it must be something genetic in his case I reckon rolling on the floor laughing
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 11:53 AM CST
trish123 wrote:
nope, I did that and it didnt make me into president - it must be something genetic in his case I reckon



A brain glitch maybe....professor uh oh! laugh
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trish123
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 11:57 AM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
A brain glitch maybe....



Yep, his daddy made him that way I guess grin
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 11:59 AM CST
trish123 wrote:
Yep, his daddy made him that way I guess



Yep...the apple doesn't fall far from the tree unfortunately.....rolling eyes uh oh! help laugh
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solitare
Munchen, Bayern Germany
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:03 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
He mighta...or just smoked one too many spliffs back in the day!!!!!!!!!!!


Personally, I think that every person in politics, especially, starting with Bush, Blair, Chaney, et al should take mushrooms, or LSD at least once, in order to open what minds they claim to have, because these dirty little tyrants only ever speak about materiality, never a word about spirituality. They need to open what minds they do have instead of fixating on how to make us all simply wage-slaves controlled by their 'new world order'...%)
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:07 PM CST
solitare wrote:
Personally, I think that every person in politics, especially, starting with Bush, Blair, Chaney, et al should take mushrooms, or LSD at least once, in order to open what minds they claim to have, because these dirty little tyrants only ever speak about materiality, never a word about spirituality. They need to open what minds they do have instead of fixating on how to make us all simply wage-slaves controlled by their 'new world order'...%)



Maybe that idea should be introduced at the next U.N. meeting!!!!!!!!


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trish123
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:12 PM CST
solitare wrote:
Personally, I think that every person in politics, especially, starting with Bush, Blair, Chaney, et al should take mushrooms, or LSD at least once, in order to open what minds they claim to have, because these dirty little tyrants only ever speak about materiality, never a word about spirituality. They need to open what minds they do have instead of fixating on how to make us all simply wage-slaves controlled by their 'new world order'...%)


thumbs up my mind is boggling at the thought of Bush on acid but I think you make a great point Solitare laugh
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:14 PM CST
trish123 wrote:
my mind is boggling at the thought of Bush on acid but I think you make a great point Solitare


I think he mighta been when he met this guy.....uh oh!


"In terms of your Prime Minister, he's a--interesting guy. He's a lot of fun to be around. He promotes, uhh, serious business in a, in a, in a way that, uhh, endears himself to people...And, ummm, I was gonna say he's a piece of work, but that might not translate too well. Is that all right if I call you a piece of work?"--welcoming Luxembourg Prime Minister Jean-Claude Juncker, White House, June 20, 2005


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trish123
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:18 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
I think he mighta been when he met this guy..... "In terms of your Prime Minister, he's a--interesting guy. He's a lot of fun to be around. He promotes, uhh, serious business in a, in a, in a way that, uhh, endears himself to people...And, ummm, I was gonna say he's a piece of work, but that might not translate too well. Is that all right if I call you a piece of work?"--welcoming Luxembourg Prime Minister Jean-Claude Juncker, White House, June 20, 2005


His scriptwriters must've had the day off methinks grin or his earpiece wasnt working laugh
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:19 PM CST
trish123 wrote:
His scriptwriters must've had the day off methinks or his earpiece wasnt working



Personally I think he writes his own speeches....OR he can't read...One of the 2....uh oh! dunno rolling eyes laugh
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trish123
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:22 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
Personally I think he writes his own speeches....OR he can't read...One of the 2....


probably both, that would explain it - a series of stick figure drawings which he gets all muddled up with laugh grin conversing
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:24 PM CST
trish123 wrote:
probably both, that would explain it - a series of stick figure drawings which he gets all muddled up with



rolling on the floor laughing OMG!!!!!!!!!! He draws like me then....No wonder I get all tongue tied!!!!!!!!!


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trish123
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:30 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
OMG!!!!!!!!!! He draws like me then....No wonder I get all tongue tied!!!!!!!!!



laugh

and I bet stuff like innuendos really throw him off track too grin oops, they do me at times too laugh poor bushy baby crying
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:33 PM CST
trish123 wrote:
and I bet stuff like innuendos really throw him off track too oops, they do me at times too poor bushy baby



Yeah it's kinda hard to draw an innuendo....it must...super right over his little Bushy head....D'oh! uh oh! laugh
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solitare
Munchen, Bayern Germany
Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:38 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
I think he mighta been when he met this guy..... "In terms of your Prime Minister, he's a--interesting guy. He's a lot of fun to be around. He promotes, uhh, serious business in a, in a, in a way that, uhh, endears himself to people...And, ummm, I was gonna say he's a piece of work, but that might not translate too well. Is that all right if I call you a piece of work?"--welcoming Luxembourg Prime Minister Jean-Claude Juncker, White House, June 20, 2005


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Brain, a laboratory mouse whose genes have been spliced with human DNA, announced plans to take over the world at a press conference early today.
In the lobby of his New World Order Labs compound, Brain and his Chief of Staff, Pinky, outlined their vision. "(We'll do) the same thing we do every night, just like Furious George---try to take over the world," Brain told reporters, his eyes lighting up.
US President-For Life, Democracy Dictator and Evangelical Pontiff of End-Times George Bush expressed concern at this news. "America will not flinch in the face of mice," he boldly stated, adding, "We have sent Brain an ultimatum to eliminate all of his hamster wheels of mass exercise and destruction." According to a senior aide, Bush plans to invade Brain's cage, likely with the support of of tigers, led by Britain's escaped leader of Coalition of the Dumbfounded, Tony the Tiger. In response to the news, the Homeland Security Advisory System increased to a Code Orange level.
Canadian Prime-Rib Minister Bush Clone and Puppet, Harper would not yet commit to any action without instructions from Washington, but said Canada supports the international community. " I would hope that Brain would his plans approved by the UN, Harper stated in a statement given to him by US Ambassador Rove. He would not or could not say whether he would support an American led invasion of either Brain's cell block and cage, or a random name of a country picked out of a hat...stay tuned for further degenerating news...
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