Posted: Apr 13, 2008, 12:38 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:I think he mighta been when he met this guy..... "In terms of your Prime Minister, he's a--interesting guy. He's a lot of fun to be around. He promotes, uhh, serious business in a, in a, in a way that, uhh, endears himself to people...And, ummm, I was gonna say he's a piece of work, but that might not translate too well. Is that all right if I call you a piece of work?"--welcoming Luxembourg Prime Minister Jean-Claude Juncker, White House, June 20, 2005
THIS JUST IN: Story lead from the Future;
Brain, a laboratory mouse whose genes have been spliced with human DNA, announced plans to take over the world at a press conference early today.
In the lobby of his New World Order Labs compound, Brain and his Chief of Staff, Pinky, outlined their vision. "(We'll do) the same thing we do every night, just like Furious George---try to take over the world," Brain told reporters, his eyes lighting up.
US President-For Life, Democracy Dictator and Evangelical Pontiff of End-Times George Bush expressed concern at this news. "America will not flinch in the face of mice," he boldly stated, adding, "We have sent Brain an ultimatum to eliminate all of his hamster wheels of mass exercise and destruction." According to a senior aide, Bush plans to invade Brain's cage, likely with the support of of tigers, led by Britain's escaped leader of Coalition of the Dumbfounded, Tony the Tiger. In response to the news, the Homeland Security Advisory System increased to a Code Orange level.
Canadian Prime-Rib Minister Bush Clone and Puppet, Harper would not yet commit to any action without instructions from Washington, but said Canada supports the international community. " I would hope that Brain would his plans approved by the UN, Harper stated in a statement given to him by US Ambassador Rove. He would not or could not say whether he would support an American led invasion of either Brain's cell block and cage, or a random name of a country picked out of a hat...stay tuned for further degenerating news...