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A Song Dedicated to OBAMA !

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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 5:27 AM CST
Well I was born in a small town
And I live in a small town
Probly die in a small town
Oh, those small communities

All my friends are so small town
My parents live in the same small town
My job is so small town
Provides little opportunity

Educated in a small town
Taught the fear of jesus in a small town
Used to daydream in that small town
Another boring romantic thats me

But Ive seen it all in a small town
Had myself a ball in a small town
Married an l.a. doll and brought her to this small town
Now shes small town just like me

No I cannot forget where it is that I come from
I cannot forget the people who love me
Yeah, I can be myself here in this small town
And people let me be just what I want to be

Got nothing against a big town
Still hayseed enough to say
Look whos in the big town
But my bed is in a small town
Oh, and thats good enough for me

Well I was born in a small town
And I can breathe in a small town
Gonna die in this small town
And thats probly where theyll bury me


(john mellencamp)

Courtesy of all bitter Americans. rolling on the floor laughing applause Dedicated to Denmark too applause
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 5:35 AM CST
Indyfella wrote:
Well I was born in a small town
And I live in a small town
Probly die in a small town
Oh, those small communities

All my friends are so small town
My parents live in the same small town
My job is so small town
Provides little opportunity

Educated in a small town
Taught the fear of jesus in a small town
Used to daydream in that small town
Another boring romantic thats me

But Ive seen it all in a small town
Had myself a ball in a small town
Married an l.a. doll and brought her to this small town
Now shes small town just like me

No I cannot forget where it is that I come from
I cannot forget the people who love me
Yeah, I can be myself here in this small town
And people let me be just what I want to be

Got nothing against a big town
Still hayseed enough to say
Look whos in the big town
But my bed is in a small town
Oh, and thats good enough for me

Well I was born in a small town
And I can breathe in a small town
Gonna die in this small town
And thats probly where theyll bury me

(john mellencamp)

Courtesy of all bitter Americans. Dedicated to Denmark too


It's a good song, but I don't see it being used as a campaign theme song.crying
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 5:43 AM CST
I left my heart in San Fransciso

(Douglass Cross, George Cory)
[Recorded Augast 27, 1962, Los Angeles]

The loveliness of Paris seems somehow sadly gay,
The glory that was Rome is just another day,
I've been terribly alone and forgotten in Manhattan,
I'm going home to my city by the bay.

[Chorus:]
I left my heart in San Francisco, high on a hill it calls to me
To be where little cable cars climb halfway to the stars.
The morning fog may chill the air, I don't care.
My love waits there in San Francisco, above the blue and windy sea,
When I come home to you, San Francisco, your golden sun will shine for me.


Maybe this one will work?
dunno
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X5323601
Fairbanks, Alaska USA
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 5:48 AM CST
Lord, won't OBAMA Mercedes benz rolling eyes D'oh!
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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 5:49 AM CST
Alphonse Mouzon ...

Pop him in the player and I will get the long Islands...
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rwantin
Costa Mesa, California USA
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 7:57 AM CST
Once again, there are bitter Americans, something that seems to be lost on everyone.

All right Indy, how much is the Hillary camp paying you? Time to come clean...rolling on the floor laughing
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opalbeauty
Worcester County, Massachusetts USA
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 8:16 AM CST
[color=blueviolet]"Taught the fear of jesus in a small town"[
/color]

Let it Go Indy and you'll be okay. grin heart wings peace
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 8:44 AM CST
Indyfella wrote:
Well I was born in a small town
And I live in a small town
Probly die in a small town
Oh, those small communities

All my friends are so small town
My parents live in the same small town
My job is so small town
Provides little opportunity

Educated in a small town
Taught the fear of jesus in a small town
Used to daydream in that small town
Another boring romantic thats me

But Ive seen it all in a small town
Had myself a ball in a small town
Married an l.a. doll and brought her to this small town
Now shes small town just like me

No I cannot forget where it is that I come from
I cannot forget the people who love me
Yeah, I can be myself here in this small town
And people let me be just what I want to be

Got nothing against a big town
Still hayseed enough to say
Look whos in the big town
But my bed is in a small town
Oh, and thats good enough for me

Well I was born in a small town
And I can breathe in a small town
Gonna die in this small town
And thats probly where theyll bury me

(john mellencamp)

Courtesy of all bitter Americans. Dedicated to Denmark too




That's nice and all, but it doesn't fit. yawn Your so Vain for Hitlery would be perfectwine gotta admit she's got way more to work with....
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lusciousmile
Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 8:47 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
That's nice and all, but it doesn't fit. Your so Vain for Hitlery would be perfect gotta admit she's got way more to work with....



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Indy, that was sweet. I'm sure Obama would love it.smitten



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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 8:55 AM CST
Here's a partial song for Obama...you probably don't know it Indy, that's what rap comes in handy for...variety


Number One by Nelly

You better watch who
you talking bout
Runnin your mouth
Like you know me
You gonn fuck around and check
Why they surely
They call me "show me"
Why one-on-one you can't hold me
If your last name was Haynes
Only way you wear me out
Is stretch my name on your pen
No resident of France
But you swear I'm from Paris
106 Karats
Told em "Naw that's pure rich"
Trying to compurr (compare) this
My chain to your chain
I'm like sprint and Motorola
No service, out of your range
Your out of your brains
Thinking I'ma shout out your name
You gotta come up with better ways
Than that
To catch your fame
Only pressure you applying
Is time to ease off
Before I hit you from
the blind side
Taking your sleeves off
As much as we's lost
Still hard to please boss
Don't be lying
And crying
Sucking the bezel loss
Cause your
Ass is wack
Your whole
campaign is wack
And matter fact
Eh eh eh eh eh hear that


I-Am-number one
No matter if you like it
Ready take this sit
down and write it
I-Am-number one
Hey hey hey hey hey hey
Now let me ask you man...
What does it take to be number one?
Two is not a winner
And 3 nobody remembers (hey)
What does it take to be number one?




shamrock shamrock shamrock shamrock shamrock shamrock shamrock shamrock shamrock shamrock shamrock
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lusciousmile
Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 9:11 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
Here's a partial song for Obama...you probably don't know it Indy, that's what rap comes in handy for...variety


Number One by Nelly

You better watch who
you talking bout
Runnin your mouth shamrock
Like you know me
You gonn fuck around and check
Why they surely
They call me "show me"
Why one-on-one you can't hold me yawn
If your last name was Haynes
Only way you wear me out
Is stretch my name on your pen
No resident of France
But you swear I'm from Paris
106 Karats
Told em "Naw that's pure rich"
Trying to compurr (compare) this
My chain to your chain
I'm like sprint and Motorola
No service, out of your range
Your out of your brains
Thinking I'ma shout out your name
You gotta come up with better ways
Than that rolling eyes
To catch your fame
Only pressure you applying
Is time to ease off
Before I hit you from
the blind side boxing
Taking your sleeves off
As much as we's lost
Still hard to please boss
Don't be lying talk to the hand
And crying crying
Sucking the bezel loss
Cause your
Ass is wack jack-o-lanternYour whole
campaign is wack
And matter fact idea
Eh eh eh eh eh hear thatI-Am-number one
No matter if you like it
Ready take this sit
down and write it typing
I-Am-number one comfort
Hey hey hey hey hey hey
Now let me ask you man...
What does it take to be number one?
Two is not a winner :D'oh:
And 3 nobody remembers (hey)
What does it take to be number one?

sticking out tongue


Nice one! thumbs up
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 12:22 PM CST
lusciousmile wrote:
Nice one!



rolling on the floor laughing much more interesting!!!wave
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Hot_Single_Dude
Kobenhavn, Kobenhavn Denmark
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 12:23 PM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
Here's a partial song for Obama...you probably don't know it Indy, that's what rap comes in handy for...variety


Number One by Nelly

You better watch who
you talking bout
Runnin your mouth
Like you know me
You gonn fuck around and check
Why they surely
They call me "show me"
Why one-on-one you can't hold me
If your last name was Haynes
Only way you wear me out
Is stretch my name on your pen
No resident of France
But you swear I'm from Paris
106 Karats
Told em "Naw that's pure rich"
Trying to compurr (compare) this
My chain to your chain
I'm like sprint and Motorola
No service, out of your range
Your out of your brains
Thinking I'ma shout out your name
You gotta come up with better ways
Than that
To catch your fame
Only pressure you applying
Is time to ease off
Before I hit you from
the blind side
Taking your sleeves off
As much as we's lost
Still hard to please boss
Don't be lying
And crying
Sucking the bezel loss
Cause your
Ass is wack
Your whole
campaign is wack
And matter fact
Eh eh eh eh eh hear thatI-Am-number one
No matter if you like it
Ready take this sit
down and write it
I-Am-number one
Hey hey hey hey hey hey
Now let me ask you man...
What does it take to be number one?
Two is not a winner
And 3 nobody remembers (hey)
What does it take to be number one?


thumbs up dancing
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 4:13 PM CST
rwantin wrote:
Once again, there are bitter Americans, something that seems to be lost on everyone.

All right Indy, how much is the Hillary camp paying you? Time to come clean...


Well, Bill said he'd fix me up with Monica. rolling on the floor laughing
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 4:15 PM CST
X5323601 wrote:
Lord, won't OBAMA Mercedes benz


Now that was cute laugh
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 4:16 PM CST


In the words of Steve Martin, "Comedy isn't always pretty."
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 4:17 PM CST
[quote=opalbeauty][color=blueviolet]"Taught the fear of jesus in a small town"[
/color]

Let it Go Indy and you'll be okay.[/quote]


Take it up with Mellencamp...I did't write the song. dancing banana laugh
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 4:17 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
Now that was cute



I thought there was only bitter Canadians...I'm shocked to hear there are bitter Americans too....rolling eyes dropping jaw wow! uh oh! laugh
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 4:19 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
I thought there was only bitter Canadians...I'm shocked to hear there are bitter Americans too....


only bitter typical white males.... grin
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 14, 2008, 4:20 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
only bitter typical white males....



Now that's a generalization....scold sticking out tongue laugh
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