Worst Thing To Say After Sex.

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Samadams7889 Woonsocket, Rhode Island USA
I know that you have had better, just lie and tell me that I was the best!
Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
I think I need some tweezers and pepper!!!!!!!!!!!!


professor



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
I did not feal a thing



WhatUwish4 Jacksonville, Florida USA
Wake me in the morning and tell me if I had a good time...



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Kind an inside joke but let your mind wander ,,,,Smell your thumb



Dreamer82 Wahiawa, Hawaii USA

This reminds me of what Jim Carrey said in Liar Liar " I've had better".rolling on the floor laughing



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
lorax111: Kind an inside joke but let your mind wander ,,,,Smell your thumb



Ah " kind of an inside........"



WhatUwish4 Jacksonville, Florida USA
lorax111: Kind an inside joke but let your mind wander ,,,,Smell your thumb


LOL! Anytime someone says they "had a dream last night" I have to bite my tongue from saying...."Did you wake up with no underwear on???? What did you fingers smell like." LOL And old unforgettable joke from another friend. Really have to control those impulses!



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
What was your name again?



WhatUwish4 Jacksonville, Florida USA
lorax111: What was your name again?


Ha Ha Hi, Lorax. I'm Karen. Nice to meet you (I think).



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
WhatUwish4: LOL! Anytime someone says they "had a dream last night" I have to bite my tongue from saying...."Did you wake up with no underwear on???? What did you fingers smell like." LOL And old unforgettable joke from another friend. Really have to control those impulses!



Why? LOL I say balls to the wall ,,,,, Well ,,, guess that might not realy apply to a girl,,,,,so rock out with your ,,,,Dang ,,, have a nice day!!!


Dennis



WhatUwish4 Jacksonville, Florida USA
lorax111: Why? LOL I say balls to the wall ,,,,, Well ,,, guess that might not realy apply to a girl,,,,,so rock out with your ,,,,Dang ,,, have a nice day!!!Dennis


Hmmm.... Balls to the wall? I might have to try it if I can find a pair. In the meantime, I'm new to all of this so just popping in when i dare. Don't want to pop in unvited, but some of these blogs are just too fun to resist!



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
WhatUwish4: Ha Ha Hi, Lorax. I'm Karen. Nice to meet you (I think).



Hello, it is a pleasure on my part.

Dennis



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
WhatUwish4: Hmmm.... Balls to the wall? I might have to try it if I can find a pair. In the meantime, I'm new to all of this so just popping in when i dare. Don't want to pop in unvited, but some of these blogs are just too fun to resist!



I'm not sure if it is proper to welcome you to someone elses thread, but welcome regaurdless and make yourself at home.


Dennis ( I hope you enjoy your visit/stay)



WhatUwish4 Jacksonville, Florida USA
lorax111: I'm not sure if it is proper to welcome you to someone elses thread, but welcome regaurdless and make yourself at home. Dennis ( I hope you enjoy your visit/stay)


Not sure either. I'm sure there's a proper "Netiquette" but can't find a rulebook. Sorry I I put my foot in it! Won't be the first time though (and I'm sure someone will tell me when I err...)



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
WhatUwish4: Not sure either. I'm sure there's a proper "Netiquette" but can't find a rulebook. Sorry I I put my foot in it! Won't be the first time though (and I'm sure someone will tell me when I err...)



Ya someone might express themself, the topic is "Worst Thing To Say After Sex"


Telling Morgan that she "was great and I want to do it again Janet" There is a certain loss percentage in brownie points at that point. ( the math is dificult but if you leave with everything intact then that is all that realy matters)

Dennis



WhatUwish4 Jacksonville, Florida USA
lorax111: Ya someone might express themself, the topic is "Worst Thing To Say After Sex" Telling Morgan that she "was great and I want to do it again Janet" There is a certain loss percentage in brownie points at that point. ( the math is dificult but if you leave with everything intact then that is all that realy matters)

Dennis



OK So back to the "after sex" topic. I'm wondering why hugs hasn't mentioned the blow up penis? LOL Hugs???
Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
WhatUwish4: OK So back to the "after sex" topic. I'm wondering why hugs hasn't mentioned the blow up penis? LOL Hugs???



LOL



Thanx for reminding me....rolling on the floor laughing


UMMMMMMMMM I blew a ball..back in 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
WhatUwish4: OK So back to the "after sex" topic. I'm wondering why hugs hasn't mentioned the blow up penis? LOL Hugs???



Blow up penis? is that like a suicidal bomber?

I think nothing needs to be said after that ,,, except someone calling in to caim responsibility for the attack. I though crabs were a bich.



Dennis
Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
lorax111: Blow up penis? is that like a suicidal bomber?

I think nothing needs to be said after that ,,, except someone calling in to caim responsibility for the attack. I though crabs were a bich.
Dennis



It's a penile implant....one choice is inflatable....professor uh oh laugh




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