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WhatUwish4 Jacksonville, Florida USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:09 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
lorax111: Blow up penis? is that like a suicidal bomber?

I think nothing needs to be said after that ,,, except someone calling in to caim responsibility for the attack. I though crabs were a bich.
Dennis


You must have missed that funny discussion the other night. We started with why women like to be artificially enhanced and them moved onto men and the various surgical procedures available to them. The "Add-A-Dick-To-Me's" LOL Rumor is there is some sort of "blow up" valve you can have inserted in times of need.... You can imagine...
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lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:13 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
Hugz_n_Kissez: It's a penile implant....one choice is inflatable....



Will that replace a life preserver in water related issues?


Dennis
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irishlass45 Texas USA, Texas USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:16 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
what the hell was that for?!mumbling rolling on the floor laughing professor this does not apply to the englishmanlips
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lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:21 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
WhatUwish4: You must have missed that funny discussion the other night. We started with why women like to be artificially enhanced and them moved onto men and the various surgical procedures available to them. The "Add-A-Dick-To-Me's" LOL Rumor is there is some sort of "blow up" valve you can have inserted in times of need.... You can imagine...




I did miss, I have read about the mortality rate of male enhansment operations, ,,,,I'll get a better tekneque first.



Dennis
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lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:27 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
I think i hurt myself
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lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:28 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
Your sleeping in the wet spot
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DaisyChick Portland, Oregon USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:29 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
lorax111: Your sleeping in the wet spot


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:29 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
can't your time be some other time in the month?
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lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:32 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
Are you talking to me?
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lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:33 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
Can I go home now?
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lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:34 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
Where is my beer?
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lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:37 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
Again!?
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WhatUwish4 Jacksonville, Florida USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:46 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
LOL Start talking dirty and you guys crawl out of the woodwork. I'm shutting off my IM now!
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lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:47 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
This was fun but I think I am done now,,,,,with the thread topic. I guess the preceding is not good for sex either.


Dennis ( I wish you well and hope you never hear the words that I have said ,after sex)
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WhatUwish4 Jacksonville, Florida USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:49 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
lorax111: This was fun but I think I am done now,,,,,with the thread topic. I guess the preceding is not good for sex either. Dennis ( I wish you well and hope you never hear the words that I have said ,after sex)


Thanks. Goodnight. I'll just keep the bag over my head so I never have to hear those words...
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lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:58 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
WhatUwish4: LOL Start talking dirty and you guys crawl out of the woodwork. I'm shutting off my IM now!




Lions and tigers and bears oh and that stuff that osses out from the rocks. There is a delete key somewhere , you will find it heavily worn out in time.


Good luck with dealing with the vermin.


Dennis
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lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:06 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
WhatUwish4: Thanks. Goodnight. I'll just keep the bag over my head so I never have to hear those words...



I think that I said that wrong but prince charming will come and bring the words that you do need to hear.


Untill then good night and sweet dreams.

Dennis
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WhatUwish4 Jacksonville, Florida USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:07 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
lorax111: I think that I said that wrong but prince charming will come and bring the words that you do need to hear. Untill then good night and sweet dreams.

Dennis


Ugh. Not looking for prince charming. Just charming dialogue. Do you have to be actively looking to participate here?
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DogMaI Sartell, Minnesota USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:20 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
You have herpes too.... right?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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twinkles1994 Vancouver, Washington USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:22 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
DogMaI: You have herpes too.... right?


Are you sure you weren't a virgin?
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