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DogMaI Sartell, Minnesota USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:25 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
twinkles1994: Are you sure you weren't a virgin?





Hey I'm not THAT fast anymore..... I am old nowrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue
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twinkles1994 Vancouver, Washington USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:26 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
DogMaI: Hey I'm not THAT fast anymore..... I am old now


Well I'm sorry you thought 30 seconds was a long time! tongue
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WhatUwish4 Jacksonville, Florida USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:27 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
twinkles1994: Well I'm sorry you thought 30 seconds was a long time!


Male herpes, Same as female, just has it on a different lip...the one he speaks from! LOL
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DogMaI Sartell, Minnesota USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:28 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
twinkles1994: Well I'm sorry you thought 30 seconds was a long time!



When you are as out of shape as I am it seems like an eternity....tongue rolling on the floor laughing
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Joe19 Roma, Queensland Australia
Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:32 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
Ur sister was more fun!!!!!!!!!


BORING


blues
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twinkles1994 Vancouver, Washington USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:33 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
DogMaI: When you are as out of shape as I am it seems like an eternity....


Oh and it's my fault you can't lay off the twinkies? tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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DogMaI Sartell, Minnesota USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:35 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
twinkles1994: Oh and it's my fault you can't lay off the twinkies?



Nope it's your fault I can't lay off the twinklestongue wow oops did I say that out loudrolling on the floor laughing
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twinkles1994 Vancouver, Washington USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:44 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
DogMaI: Nope it's your fault I can't lay off the twinkles oops did I say that out loud


Shhhh you weren't supposed to tell anyone! wow wow wow
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lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:57 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
twinkles1994: Shhhh you weren't supposed to tell anyone!



I was going to shut up but here are three more:

I have herpies

Lay off the twinkies

Did i say that out loud?



Not the best way of finishing off the evening or sugesting that there should be another.


Dennis
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lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:01 AM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
Ah.. and a fourth 'It's your fault ' ,,,,,love to hear that after sex.


Dennis ( there is somthing wrong with me today)
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Renegade747 Evansville, Indiana USA
Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:49 PM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
Whoops seems the condom ripped..
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wolfpack post falls, Idaho USA
Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:29 AM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
Iam boredsigh
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searching4_the1 east of cincinnati, Ohio USA
Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:33 AM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
can you turn sideways a little... i cant turn the pages!
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dragonkeeperz Port Huron, Michigan USA
Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:44 AM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
where's my wallet?rolling on the floor laughing


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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:28 AM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
Hell no...........$10 is too much!

Did I enjoy it as much as you did?

I always wanted to visit the grand canyon!

Was your Brother that good?

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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:31 AM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
Him- If I knew you were a virgin, I would have taken my time.

her- If I knew you had more time, I would have taken my pantyhose off.
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valleygirl ottawa Canada
Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:47 AM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
now that i paid you in nature can you please take my garbage out....lol.
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rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:59 AM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
I hope none of your scabs pealed off!

Can we try polly grip next time?

Can we do it in the dark next time?

Honey............. I'm homegrin
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jimbhoy Hamilton, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:43 AM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
You have the same mole on your ass as your mom rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Shanmariee Spokane, Washington USA
Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:50 AM CST : Worst Thing To Say After Sex.
How about, during sex, they just get up, shake their head and while putting their clothes on and grabbing their stuff and leaving they yell back, "I can't even finish knowing that I"m having sex with you!" and leaves....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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