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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Rickster: Oh come on! I’m doing my best to find the thing ok?
Up a bit, no to the left, a bit to the right..................arrghhh forget it I'll do it myself.roll eyes



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Ok, now go wax my car ,,,,,,


Dennis , I think that on this post I should probably say that what I have posted are things that I know to not say.



Bowie winter haven, Florida USA
done? you know my wife usually makes me a sandwhigh about nowdoh



WhatUwish4 Jacksonville, Florida USA
lorax111: You don't care for the mailman ? he delivers ,,,, i'll pull the reins before I go too far. Dennis ( hi K )



Sorry. You should see my mailman, though.
roll eyes



WhatUwish4 Jacksonville, Florida USA
shipoker55: that little sore on there isn't anything!!!!!


It's just like a cold sore, except it's on the wrong lip

(Dennis..Is that far enough?)



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
sxc666: Up a bit, no to the left, a bit to the right..................arrghhh forget it I'll do it myself.



No,, No,,,,,,left again,,,,now, bigger and longer



Dennis ,,,,,,ah ,i'm trying to not go too far,,,you should hear what i'm not saying in responce to this thread. or well,,,,,,,,,,,,, perhaps you should not.
BAKERBOY924 port st lucie, Florida USA
You gonnafinishthat roofie....... I mean beer.
xoredheadxo Richwood, West Virginia USA
You're done????? Damn I'm horny!!!! doh



shipoker55 St. Petersburg, Florida USA
you were good....but not as good as xcredheadxcrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



Tater springfield, Illinois USA
You're sister was tighter, hel lasted longer too......doh
BAKERBOY924 port st lucie, Florida USA
Ok we can never tell mom!



Tater springfield, Illinois USA
Done bitch!.....GOOD, Now Go make me a sandwich



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
WhatUwish4:

(Dennis..Is that far enough?)


I think the moderaters are going to say 'tooo far' before Iwill.


Dennis



WhatUwish4 Jacksonville, Florida USA
lorax111: I think the moderaters are going to say 'tooo far' before Iwill. Dennis


No doubt about that! Glass houses and all...
cardsfan24 somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
how'd you get that up there??
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
What did you say your brothers number was?
sxc666: What did you say your brothers number was?


hahaha...im off to bed, and couldnt resist what you would have to sayrolling on the floor laughing
Justme4uok Northern CA, California USA
Maybe its time for me to try the other siderolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



kt7777 eastover, South Carolina USA
You call that sex,I had better sex in prison!laugh
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
blue_eyed_blonde: hahaha...im off to bed, and couldnt resist what you would have to say
laugh laugh teddybear Night Beautiful




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