Worst Thing To Say After Sex.

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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
kt7777: You call that sex,I had better sex in prison!
Good grief.uh oh
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Can you bring a magnifying glass with you next time.



Zarah dublin, Dublin Ireland
Next time I need to read the landry instructions...it seems to have shrunk....maybe if you sneeze I will know you're there...somewhere.
Rickster New York, New York USA
what?

uh oh



kt7777 eastover, South Carolina USA
I should have stay home and have sex with my blowup doll doh
Rickster New York, New York USA
Ohhh....Darn! It's ok. It's not your fault.
wine



kt7777 eastover, South Carolina USA
One of us needs lessons and baby it's not meprofessor laugh
NJGentleman Somewhere, New Jersey USA
I learned that last move from your sister. banana rolling on the floor laughing
mastic55 Long Island, New York USA
Did you have an epilepsy fit or did your silicone tit pop. My chest is wet.confused



kt7777 eastover, South Carolina USA
It's okaycomfort just add this to another one of things you can't dolaugh



kt7777 eastover, South Carolina USA
I am sorry,but that was just awful sigh It was like having sex in a bucket of dry sandlaugh
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Can I try your tongue instead.
langleygirl Langley, British Columbia Canada
baby, what was your name?????????
mastic55 Long Island, New York USA
sxc666: Can I try your tongue instead.
Hell YEScheers



hunter1112 helena, Ohio USA
Ill just do it my self

(turns on some prn)



kt7777 eastover, South Carolina USA
Well that sucklaugh
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
You do realise you're suppose to thrust.roll eyes
Justme4uok Northern CA, California USA
can I help by bending over?



kt7777 eastover, South Carolina USA
I know a better sex positon.I can stay home and you can stay at your house laugh



Tater springfield, Illinois USA
Show her that the condom is still in the package, and say YOU'RE PREGNANTcomfort




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