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lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Ah, good thing I tied a board to my ars.



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Dammmm your fat,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,(i know thats just wrong)



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
See you the next time the carnival comes threw.



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
My friend bet me fifty dollars that I wouldn't do that.



airliner Central, New Jersey USA
Hick lightbulb can you pour me another one drink pouring



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
My friend bet me fifty dollors that you wouldn't do that.



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
You looked oddly differnt last night, now you just look odd.
DUBLINGUY1973 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Do i know you?



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
We probably should have closed the curtains.



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
God is going to be pissed ,here hold this apple.



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
We probably should have used one of our offices.



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Think I can store some stuff in there?



dunotra Castricum, Noord-Holland Netherlands
I ask : well what did you think?

she repliyes : well now you ask it was shit angel



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
I ask: Did the planet move for you?
Reply: Wich planet?



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
The explination to the police on why your nine year old called the police after hearing the ' love song'



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
If you bring that dam_ monkey with you next time and both of you are cut off.



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
lorax111: If you bring that dam_ monkey with you next time and both of you are cut off.


Well I smurfed that one how about: If you bring that dang monkey next time then neither one of you are getting any.



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Oh dam I can't say that, But i'm thinking it ,,,,listen for it



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
Hi pop i see you brought your shotgun
epicure Alanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey
how was it?




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