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My turn dammmmit........


get off of him, and hose him down!!!



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Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....

I better do what she says......

wheeee whooooaaaa umph.... ah shit......

Hey....




You think we're kindda...sort of...hijacking this thread???

naw, just waiting around for the soul mate contest





C'MON PEOPLE!!! WHOSE YOUR DADDY SOUL MATE!!!

This is the.....Odd things you have thought while having sex thread........hahhahaha......





No more corona or margaritas for you girl......

One weird thing I've thought was, "Okay...if a trilinear quadrant can expand at a fluctual rate of .906, why can't the equilateral hemisphere bellow beneath the inductive rule of cattle shock?"


HAHAHA!!! Just kidding, I've never thought that, and I don't even know what it means LOL

Dang.. did I leave my watch sitting on the back bumper of the car?

And I thought she was going to really be good in bed

light blue.. thats what color I should paint the living room!

DRUM ROLL***************** This must be what it feels like to sleep with your sister.

ROFL!!!!

wtf???

























lmao........... ........... it's not unusual for me to get lost, even in r.l. I'll love it when someone tells me to beat it.........

Nobody tells my princess that....


Just let me know and I'll....





So, where were we???

no beating it is a good thing...........



how the heck should I know where we are, you are driving lady!

Fishing

Exactly how many speckles are there in a square inch of a popcorn ceiling...

followed closely by "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Toootsie Roll, Tootsie Pop?" and... I really need to clean that fan, vent, light fixture...

I hope the little old lady doesn't get the manager to unlock the door and how the Hell are we gonna make a graceful exit? Dear God, don't let the sink break.

Condoms were not built to be used in water. Jesus, do NOT shine the Q-beam on the lake, cause I ain't nekkid until you make me get out.

you crack me up hun...send me some mail...I love your humour
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oh did I hurt her...... hmmm she moved. that's not normal

You win on oh, so, so many levels!

Well this is strange but I started to think about banana splits show way back when i was a kid and couldnt get the song out of my head. I did get back to bussiness but man did i ever go off the deep end on that one.

Alright not one to kiss and tell but once I was with a girlfriend and I was very green and naive. I was wondering why her body art was making a slurping noise. Yeah right laugh at me.

Lol part not art, then again could be considered art.