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If you were an animal which 1 and why?

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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 2:14 AM CST
farley13 wrote:
only if you like being painted red


now you have me dream with ever brush of red I know I am so closer to heaven ............................. and don't be lost heaven for me is yougrin
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 5:12 AM CST
Zarah wrote:
A dog...
Someone else picks up my crap

I can have sex with the neighbourhood and not have to look at any of them...

Just pull a sad face and everyone thinks I am cute...when I do that now people tell me to stop sulking

Piss on the people I don't like

Fart in the car and get away with it...

Just roll over and everyone scratches my boobies

Be called a bitch and be proud of it....



Don't leave out leg humping. applause
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 5:56 AM CST
A tiger, because I love cats & Tigers are soooooooo beautiful to me.
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 5:58 AM CST
a dog, so I can lift my leg and piss on things.........dancing dog
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 6:03 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
a dog, so I can lift my leg and piss on things.........


I learn many things from my dogs. One of the most important ones was if you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it & walk away..grin
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 6:05 AM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
I learn many things from my dogs. One of the most important ones was if you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it & walk away..
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 6:07 AM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
I learn many things from my dogs. One of the most important ones was if you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it & walk away..



thumbs up funny how much they teach us! laugh
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 6:15 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
funny how much they teach us!


Another thing I have learned from my dogs is conditional love. They are the only creatures I know that are capable of it.

Now, if only I could truly learn to practice what my dogs teach me & give me..dunno
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 6:17 AM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
Another thing I have learned from my dogs is conditional love. They are the only creatures I know that are capable of it.

Now, if only I could truly learn to practice what my dogs teach me & give me..



drinking well start by pissing on things, that seems to be the easiest!laugh
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 6:22 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
well start by pissing on things, that seems to be the easiest!


I do, it is such freedom. As a matter of fact, it is now 4:15 Am here. About 30 minutes ago I opened the back gate and let Big Dog go run on the golf course. He decided to take a whiz so I joined him. I never did really get into playing golf so I figure the golf course is one giant pissing post for the dogs & I...rolling on the floor laughing
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 6:23 AM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
I do, it is such freedom. As a matter of fact, it is now 4:15 Am here. About 30 minutes ago I opened the back gate and let Big Dog go run on the golf course. He decided to take a whiz so I joined him. I never did really get into playing golf so I figure the golf course is one giant pissing post for the dogs & I...



thumbs up should piss in the holes....giggle

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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 6:26 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
should piss in the holes....


I have a better idea. Pull out the flag and let the dog dump in the hole, than replace the flag.devil

NOBODY ever heard me say I am well..........rolling on the floor laughing
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goldfinch
Manitou Beach, Michigan USA
Posted: Jun 9, 2008, 1:37 PM CST
nomindgames wrote:
evening group.
I would be a wolf.Beautiful and free to run wild.Not a animal for hunting or zoo.Get to run through nature and they are smart creatures.

A sheep, because I be kind and gentle. I am Jesus sheep.
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slim1977
Grand Rapids, Michigan USA
Posted: Jun 9, 2008, 1:39 PM CST
Horse.



they are the most beutiful creatures in the world to me, nothing better than watching them run wild.
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sillyricky55
San Diego, California USA
Posted: Jun 11, 2008, 1:43 PM CST
I would be a Giraffe. They and I could look far away and see trouble before it is too late. Plus, the view from above is spectacular.
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: Jun 11, 2008, 2:10 PM CST
a pig....no explaination needed....dancing banana
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Emanuellla
heaven city Timor-Leste
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 1:29 PM CST
nomindgames wrote:
evening group.
I would be a wolf.Beautiful and free to run wild.Not a animal for hunting or zoo.Get to run through nature and they are smart creatures.



I would choose to be a black panther...she's so quick and so intelligent!day dream day dream
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Portiea
Konstanz, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 1:32 PM CST
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If you were an animal which 1 and why?


I imagine I'd be a cat....I am lazy, self indulgent, the center of the universe, love to cuddle, sensual, feline, distrustful, dangerous, etc., etc.....yep...definitely a catgrin
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whaturmissing
lynn, Massachusetts USA
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 6:03 PM CST
I would be a hawk so I can fly where ever I want to and see from great distances.
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tunzrok
Windsor, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 6:09 PM CST
A big ole black stallion on a stud farm grin laugh dancing banana
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