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A girls first time

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A girls first time

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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 8:46 PM CST

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.



Naughty, Naughty!




Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?





sticking out tongue sticking out tongue sticking out tongue sticking out tongue sticking out tongue
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Connecticut singles
KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 8:48 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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farley13
GLASGOW UK
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 8:49 PM CST
my first time was never like that !!!! i was held down rolling on the floor laughing
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 8:50 PM CST
farley13 wrote:
my first time was never like that !!!! i was held down



was that by your feet rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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X5323601
Fairbanks, Alaska USA
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 8:50 PM CST
farley13 wrote:
my first time was never like that !!!! i was held down

laugh
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 8:51 PM CST
farley13 wrote:
my first time was never like that !!!! i was held down


rolling on the floor laughing
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 8:52 PM CST
desmond wrote:
was that by your feet


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 8:53 PM CST
dropping jaw
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loves2steppin
Concord, New Hampshire USA
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 9:00 PM CST
thats ok, cuz I was knocked out..........laugh laugh
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farley13
GLASGOW UK
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 9:06 PM CST
desmond wrote:
was that by your feet


nah baby and no i aint telling you what part rolling on the floor laughing
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Apr 16, 2008, 9:09 PM CST
farley13 wrote:
nah baby and no i aint telling you what part


frustrated
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 8:59 AM CST
gotta get my mind outta the gutter rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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maryrachelle
bathurst , New Brunswick Canada
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 9:27 AM CST
Ah ha ha ha good one.rolling on the floor laughing
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Cary0608
Mandaluyong City, Quezon City Philippines
Posted: Jul 8, 2008, 10:20 PM CST
desmond wave


good one laugh
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