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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 12:21 AM CST
Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on the ground with his legs pointing straight up into the sky. When his father got home, he explained that the chicken has died and his legs were pointed up to Jesus in heaven.

They buried the chicken and that was that. Two weeks later his dad came home from work and David ran up to him yelling, "Daddy, Daddy, we nearly lost Mommy today."

"What?" his father replied.

"When I got home from school, Mommy was laying on the bed with her legs pointing up in the air yelling, 'Jesus, I'm coming, Jesus I'm coming.' If it wasn't for Uncle Terry holding her down we would have lost her for sure!"

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rocker0123
Locust, North Carolina USA
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 12:55 AM CST
Damn that was pretty good!!!

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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 7:36 AM CST
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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 7:37 AM CST
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DizzyDi
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 7:55 AM CST
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Aries01
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 8:25 AM CST
desmond wrote:
Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on the ground with his legs pointing straight up into the sky. When his father got home, he explained that the chicken has died and his legs were pointed up to Jesus in heaven.

They buried the chicken and that was that. Two weeks later his dad came home from work and David ran up to him yelling, "Daddy, Daddy, we nearly lost Mommy today."

"What?" his father replied.

"When I got home from school, Mommy was laying on the bed with her legs pointing up in the air yelling, 'Jesus, I'm coming, Jesus I'm coming.' If it wasn't for Uncle Terry holding her down we would have lost her for sure!"
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katiecharlyn
dublin, Georgia USA
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 8:28 AM CST
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choke911
Kolkata India
Posted: Jun 17, 2008, 3:36 PM CST
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darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 17, 2008, 3:41 PM CST
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miki77
nevada-, Nevada USA
Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 4:39 AM CST
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livinglarge
kildare, Kildare Ireland
Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 4:40 AM CST
desmond wrote:
Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on the ground with his legs pointing straight up into the sky. When his father got home, he explained that the chicken has died and his legs were pointed up to Jesus in heaven.

They buried the chicken and that was that. Two weeks later his dad came home from work and David ran up to him yelling, "Daddy, Daddy, we nearly lost Mommy today."

"What?" his father replied.

"When I got home from school, Mommy was laying on the bed with her legs pointing up in the air yelling, 'Jesus, I'm coming, Jesus I'm coming.' If it wasn't for Uncle Terry holding her down we would have lost her for sure!"
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wolfpack
post falls, Idaho USA
Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 5:08 AM CST
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