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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 11:42 AM CST
a scouser is sitting in a bar when a gay guy walks in. after a few pints the gay guy goes over to the scouser and asks if he'd like a b*ow job. the scouser gets up, beats the crap out of the gay guy then breaks a chair over his back before throwing him out the door. the barman says' that was pretty harsh, what did he say?' the scouser replies.......'dunno, something about a job!!!'
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mindfful
--, Missouri USA
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 11:44 AM CST
hey skiddy!



that was hilarious!

theres a member here by that name

cheez whiz i hope he sees this

nothin wrong to liven the place up a bit




((skiiidDDDYYYY))thumbs up
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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 11:46 AM CST
I'm shocked....hurtful to gays, scousers, barmen and lovers of antique chairs.
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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 11:48 AM CST
Fallingman wrote:
I'm shocked....hurtful to gays, scousers, barmen and lovers of antique chairs.


don't worry about the chair, it wasn't antique. the antique ones were stolen YEARS ago rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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irishlass45
eustace, Texas USA
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 11:50 AM CST
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roseofsharon
Casa Felice, Southampton, England UK
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 11:51 AM CST
skwidwurd wrote:
a scouser is sitting in a bar when a gay guy walks in. after a few pints the gay guy goes over to the scouser and asks if he'd like a b*ow job. the scouser gets up, beats the crap out of the gay guy then breaks a chair over his back before throwing him out the door. the barman says' that was pretty harsh, what did he say?' the scouser replies.......'dunno, something about a job!!!'


OMG!!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing That was brilliant!! thumbs up

I do know some fab "Scouser" jokes but I don't wanna get beaten up.... uh oh! help

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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 11:55 AM CST
roseofsharon wrote:
OMG!!!! That was brilliant!!

I do know some fab "Scouser" jokes but I don't wanna get beaten up....


s'ok, they only beat you up if they like you rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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roseofsharon
Casa Felice, Southampton, England UK
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 11:56 AM CST
skwidwurd wrote:
s'ok, they only beat you up if they like you


Yeah.... and that's what he'd tell me too!! rolling on the floor laughing At least I think he'd wipe my bloody nose for me afterwards...??

Errmmm... maybe not..??!! uh oh!
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mindfful
--, Missouri USA
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 11:59 AM CST
there are enuf of us here rose
i think we could take him

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FM-that was super funny
thank you

im laffing im crying
i have a crush-
i guess im bout done here for now-laugh
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DadofDucks
Wentzville, Missouri USA
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 12:10 PM CST
can someone define a scouser for this un worldly american?dunno
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roseofsharon
Casa Felice, Southampton, England UK
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 12:13 PM CST
DadofDucks wrote:
can someone define a scouser for this un worldly american?


Well, firstly.... someone from Liverpool (UK). Other than that.... nope, too scared, sorry!! uh oh! help *cowardice abound*
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mindfful
--, Missouri USA
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 12:50 PM CST
DadofDucks wrote:
can someone define a scouser for this un worldly american?


urban dictionary

international slang dictionary

fun destinationsthumbs up
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joanie04984
North Woods, Maine USA
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 12:53 PM CST
The dictionary said a scouser is a native or resident of Liverpool, England.

Is that right?? confused
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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 12:54 PM CST
shhhhhhhh dont mention shell suits uh oh!
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roseofsharon
Casa Felice, Southampton, England UK
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 12:58 PM CST
joanie04984 wrote:
The dictionary said a scouser is a native or resident of Liverpool, England.

Is that right??


Errmmmm...... yes, just as I said on my post. thumbs up


Sqwidward.... shells-suits?? Ohhh yess, I have a good one for you then but...

.... still too scared!! rolling eyes Maybe I'll mail ya?
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joanie04984
North Woods, Maine USA
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 12:59 PM CST
Well, I'm more educated than I was a minute ago laugh

I looked up "scouse" too

So now I now about stew and the liverpool accent grin


Thank you, skwidwurd handshake
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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Scotland UK
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 1:01 PM CST
joanie04984 wrote:
Well, I'm more educated than I was a minute ago

I looked up "scouse" too

So now I now about stew and the liverpool accent Thank you, skwidwurd


well done. now look up chav rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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bodleing
Greater Manchester, England UK
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 1:09 PM CST
What do you call a scouser in a mansion?














A burglar!!!


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mickeyscouse
London, England UK
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 1:49 PM CST
excuse me if i

dont laugh christmas sad


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roseofsharon
Casa Felice, Southampton, England UK
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 2:22 PM CST
mickeyscouse wrote:
excuse me if i

dont laugh


Oooo... errr!! giggle

See... I told ya!! *making a quick get-away* ----> motorcycle
(wiping bloody nose!!)
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