Guitarstrings
Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada
Posted: Apr 17, 2008, 8:45 PM CST
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
- Then he said to himself, "There's something the man needs."
- After casting about for a suitable pearl.
- He kept messing around and created a girl.
- Two beautiful legs, round, firm and ever so tender.
- Two lovely hips to increase his desire.
- And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
- Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud.
- Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you.
- And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
- Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulders.
- And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
- 'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
- Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing.