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Punjab singles
sono876
lahore, Punjab Pakistan
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 3:44 AM CST
wave

if you have 5 minute with above person in a room so WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO WITH ( HIM / HER ) ????

cheering cheering confused

so lets start >>>>----------->
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StressFree
Kalmar, Kalmar Sweden
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 3:51 AM CST
play a game of madden on xbox?laugh
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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 3:55 AM CST
Five minutes is not even enough for a conversation...especially if one stutters...how about upping the time frame?
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Wolftrap
Murray, Utah USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 3:56 AM CST
Dude...this is redundant. I suggest self-esteem classes, maybe actually trying a sport and seeing where you stand. The women know you are handsome, but don't belabor your insecurity. After this post, I'm convinced that if you ever met Mike Vallely, he'd fucking tear you a new one. Masculinity factor = 0.
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cutypie
auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 3:58 AM CST
OOOoops would roll in a field of corn.
Home grown...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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StressFree
Kalmar, Kalmar Sweden
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 3:58 AM CST
Zarah wrote:
Five minutes is not even enough for a conversation...especially if one stutters...how about upping the time frame?


a weekendwine
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Wolftrap
Murray, Utah USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 3:59 AM CST
On an additional note, I'd say it would have to be CoD 4 on Xbox 360 live, team slayer.
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Dublin personals
Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 4:00 AM CST
StressFree wrote:
a weekend


Your place or mine?
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Auckland singles
cutypie
auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 4:04 AM CST
Zarah my dear

None need to eat some corn??

Okay on a corn thing tonigh??daisy
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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 4:10 AM CST
cutypie wrote:
Zarah my dear

None need to eat some corn??

Okay on a corn thing tonigh??


Ha...whats with the corn??? Are you eating it for dinner...or something more sinister?grin
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Punjab singles
sono876
lahore, Punjab Pakistan
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 6:44 AM CST
IF I HAVE 5 MINUTES WITH HER

then i'll off all lights of the room

and i'll run to her and i'll say in her ears GOOD NIGHT rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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