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Computer problem.

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Computer problem.

Majjistral dating
Scooterman46
Malta/UK., Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 8:11 AM CST
A computer company received a phone call from a woman complaining about her computer.
"My computer isn’t working" complained the woman.
"You’ll have to speak up said the computer worker."
"Sorry i’m on my mobile, signal’s a bit down."
"OK, What’s wrong with your computer?"
"The screen has just gone black, i can’t do anything."
The computer worker made a list of suggestions:
Alt Ctrl + Delete?
Restart Button
Unplugging it, leaving it a while and then back in.
None of them seemed to work.
"Got it" said the computer worker, "your screen must be unplugged at the back"
"I’ll have a look" replied the woman.
She came back a while later
"I can’t tell"
"Why not?" asked the worker
"there’s a powercut and it’s too dark"
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 8:12 AM CST
Scooterman46 wrote:
A computer company received a phone call from a woman complaining about her computer.
"My computer isn’t working" complained the woman.
"You’ll have to speak up said the computer worker."
"Sorry i’m on my mobile, signal’s a bit down."
"OK, What’s wrong with your computer?"
"The screen has just gone black, i can’t do anything."
The computer worker made a list of suggestions:
Alt Ctrl + Delete?
Restart Button
Unplugging it, leaving it a while and then back in.
None of them seemed to work.
"Got it" said the computer worker, "your screen must be unplugged at the back"
"I’ll have a look" replied the woman.
She came back a while later
"I can’t tell"
"Why not?" asked the worker
"there’s a powercut and it’s too dark"



First time I heard that one, I kicked the slats out of my crib. laugh



Still funny though laugh
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Scooterman46
Malta/UK., Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 8:13 AM CST
This woman is my x-wife.

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