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FishingMTgirl
Big Sky, Montana USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 5:43 PM CST
Lets get Creative, let the juices flow in our Brains.

Pretend your in the Express checkout line at Wal-Mart and you've got three items to check out...which you place up on the checkout line thingy...that could really freak out the people waiting in line behind you......name them.

Okay, I'll go first

Condoms
massaging oil
shower curtain

have funnnnnn
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 5:48 PM CST
Raw fish..
KY jelly...
Woman's underwearsticking out tongue
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 5:52 PM CST
lb of liver...
Photo of Spanky...
Kitchen towel
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gigi36
mansfield, Massachusetts USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 5:53 PM CST
tampons
condoms
hot stud mag
rolling on the floor laughing dropping jaw
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FishingMTgirl
Big Sky, Montana USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 5:54 PM CST
martyg wrote:
lb of liver...
Photo of Spanky...
Kitchen towel

dropping jaw

Fine I'll just use that liver to fish with sticking out tongue You are sooo in troublewine
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FishingMTgirl
Big Sky, Montana USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 5:55 PM CST
gigi36 wrote:
tampons
condoms
hot stud mag


Shovel
condoms
ski mask
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Islander2
Guernsey, England UK
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 5:55 PM CST
Large Green Banana

Black rubber gloves

Oven Tongsdropping jaw
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 5:57 PM CST
FishingMTgirl wrote:
Fine I'll just use that liver to fish with You are sooo in trouble



I cant wait for your payback...But ya gotta wonder,, who will actually be in trouble if that moment comeshug grin leprechaun
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FishingMTgirl
Big Sky, Montana USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 5:59 PM CST
Islander2 wrote:
Large Green Banana

Black rubber gloves

Oven Tongs


Holy Smokes.........yeppers I would do a double take on that oneuh oh!
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 6:01 PM CST



Johnsonvilles, ky & halloween mask
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StressFree
SF Bay Area/Las Vegas, California USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 6:23 PM CST
electric drill
lube
gerbils
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FishingMTgirl
Big Sky, Montana USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 8:33 PM CST
StressFree wrote:
electric drill
lube
gerbils


With that I would be doing a serious double take OMGdropping jaw dropping jaw
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 8:40 PM CST
For those who know the joke!

Cola
porno tapes
and Cheetoes!!!!


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 8:41 PM CST
a romance novel, a pair of thongs and a Ken doll
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 8:41 PM CST
if you don't know the jokes tell me and I will post it for you.
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 8:42 PM CST
ooopss....

a Ken doll

a Gi Joe

and a box of small condoms....
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FishingMTgirl
Big Sky, Montana USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 8:43 PM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
ooopss....

a Ken doll

a Gi Joe

and a box of small condoms....


hehehe good onethumbs up
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FishingMTgirl
Big Sky, Montana USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 8:44 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
if you don't know the jokes tell me and I will post it for you.



I don't know the joke, I'm sorry dear
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 8:44 PM CST
A shoe horn


A black rose


And the checkout girl
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 8:45 PM CST
FishingMTgirl wrote:
hehehe good one


hug


I'd actually have to buy playdough though, so I could make their "parts" for them....Gi Joe likes it rough, so Ken has to be well hung......help
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