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Size Matters???

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StressFree
small city, Kalmar Sweden
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 6:12 PM CST
Ladies....discuss any and all experiences...

Whether he was hung like a field mouse or like a beast.

Lets just assume he knew how to use it. By all means discuss if he had no clue despite the fact he was hung like John Holmes....

Any guys out there with manginas, feel free to discuss.

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jbibiza
Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 6:18 PM CST
I was working in Andorra a few winters ago and a guy showed me a picture he had on his phone of a penis with an english riding saddle on it... I thought it had to be rigged someway, miniature saddle or something and asked him who it was. He claimed it was him and my girlfriend and I started laughing and basically told him he was full of sh*t, next thing I know I have a HUGE penis draped across my thighs
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StressFree
small city, Kalmar Sweden
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 6:20 PM CST
jbibiza wrote:
I was working in Andorra a few winters ago and a guy showed me a picture he had on his phone of a penis with an english riding saddle on it... I thought it had to be rigged someway, miniature saddle or something and asked him who it was. He claimed it was him and my girlfriend and I started laughing and basically told him he was full of sh*t, next thing I know I have a HUGE penis draped across my thighs


This thread is off to a good start in the name of awesome....dropping jaw
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bren1
Bucks, Buckinghamshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 6:21 PM CST
jbibiza wrote:
I was working in Andorra a few winters ago and a guy showed me a picture he had on his phone of a penis with an english riding saddle on it... I thought it had to be rigged someway, miniature saddle or something and asked him who it was. He claimed it was him and my girlfriend and I started laughing and basically told him he was full of sh*t, next thing I know I have a HUGE penis draped across my thighs


THat was supposed to be our secret JB
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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 6:25 PM CST
Jacquieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....


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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 6:26 PM CST
BeautifulEri wrote:
Jacquieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....





Again....



Jacquieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee





dropping jaw
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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 6:28 PM CST
Ok...

Ive been with a guy that had it smaller than normal....and we had GREAT sex together....

And I've been with a black guy...no need to tell u the size, do I? And sex was pretty much boring and hurtful sometimes....

So...something in between would be nice....







innocent
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jbibiza
Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 6:30 PM CST
bren1 wrote:
THat was supposed to be our secret JB



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Hi Erika wave


I actually felt sorry for the guy, he will probably never be able to be completely inside a woman... always have to be careful and not lose himself in abandon... there is such a thing as TO BIG!
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 6:32 PM CST
more interested to know if girth is more important than lrngth!! What say you ladies???



Mine is pretty thick and I have been rubbing it to try and wear it down...for the past 50 years!!rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue
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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 6:32 PM CST
jbibiza wrote:
Hi Erika I actually felt sorry for the guy, he will probably never be able to be completely inside a woman... always have to be careful and not lose himself in abandon... there is such a thing as TO BIG!



Oh yes...I know what u mean hun.....


Like I told him once...You go stick that into ur a$$ and see how YOU feel.....


rolling eyes


There is TOO BIG......I know....


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bren1
Bucks, Buckinghamshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 6:32 PM CST
jbibiza wrote:
Hi Erika I actually felt sorry for the guy, he will probably never be able to be completely inside a woman... always have to be careful and not lose himself in abandon... there is such a thing as TO BIG!


Prolly needs a blood transfusion to use it. laugh
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StressFree
small city, Kalmar Sweden
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 6:35 PM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
more interested to know if girth is more important than lrngth!! What say you ladies???
Mine is pretty thick and I have been rubbing it to try and wear it down...for the past 50 years!!


rolling on the floor laughing

good point, do you ladies prefer girth over length?

In a related story, I asked my ex back in the day if she appreciated a well endowed may...cough-cough...and she said that women don't know how lucky they are until they have a well hung lover.....who knows how to use it of course....
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StressFree
small city, Kalmar Sweden
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 6:36 PM CST
StressFree wrote:
good point, do you ladies prefer girth over length?

In a related story, I asked my ex back in the day if she appreciated a well endowed man...cough-cough...and she said that women don't know how lucky they are until they have a well hung lover.....who knows how to use it of course....


fixed, my spelling has gone to shit.
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jbibiza
Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 6:37 PM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
more interested to know if girth is more important than lrngth!! What say you ladies???
Mine is pretty thick and I have been rubbing it to try and wear it down...for the past 50 years!!



Ok I'm a greedy b*tch... I want both. grin
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opalbeauty
Worcester County USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 6:38 PM CST
BeautifulEri wrote:
Ok...

Ive been with a guy that had it smaller than normal....and we had GREAT sex together....

And I've been with a black guy...no need to tell u the size, do I? And sex was pretty much boring and hurtful sometimes....

So...something in between would be nice....


I think 7 or 8 inches is good, 9 might be okay. I agree that too big can be hurtful and boring
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StressFree
small city, Kalmar Sweden
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 6:38 PM CST
jbibiza wrote:
Ok I'm a greedy b*tch... I want both.


I like your tone....wine
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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 6:39 PM CST
jbibiza wrote:
Ok I'm a greedy b*tch... I want both.



You can't have it all girl.....scold



trust me....I Know.....





NEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXTTTTTTTTTTTTT......




yay
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opalbeauty
Worcester County USA
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 6:39 PM CST
opalbeauty wrote:
I think 7 or 8 inches is good, 9 might be okay. I agree that too big can be hurtful and boring


What is the average size anyway?
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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 6:40 PM CST
opalbeauty wrote:
I think 7 or 8 inches is good, 9 might be okay. I agree that too big can be hurtful and boring


Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....

yay


Mostly cause men that are well...... believe that only because of THAT they have nothing else to do...helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......



D'oh!
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jbibiza
Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Posted: Apr 19, 2008, 6:43 PM CST
BeautifulEri wrote:
You can't have it all girl.....
trust me....I Know.....NEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXTTTTTTTTTTTTT......




I've had it before... I'll have it again!




























How's that for positive thinking? wine
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