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weatherd
Truro Cornwall, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Apr 20, 2008, 12:19 PM CST
3 mice in a pub are discussin who`the hardest.

The 1st mouse say`s im the hardest , i rip the cheeseout of the mousetrap and benchpress the bar as it come`sdown .

The 2nd mouse say`s that`s nothing i crush rat poison into powder and snort it .

The 3rd mouse finishes his drink, get`s up and walks to the door .
Where are you going asked the other 2.

Home he repllies , to shag the cat. laugh grin
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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Apr 20, 2008, 12:41 PM CST
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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Apr 20, 2008, 3:49 PM CST
weatherd wrote:
3 mice in a pub are discussin who`the hardest.

The 1st mouse say`s im the hardest , i rip the cheeseout of the mousetrap and benchpress the bar as it come`sdown .

The 2nd mouse say`s that`s nothing i crush rat poison into powder and snort it .

The 3rd mouse finishes his drink, get`s up and walks to the door .
Where are you going asked the other 2.

Home he repllies , to shag the cat.



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Three blind mice go into a pub........ but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative..!!

(ack. Bill Bailey on political correctness). rolling on the floor laughing
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Wolftrap
Murray, Utah USA
Posted: Apr 20, 2008, 3:51 PM CST
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Apr 20, 2008, 3:55 PM CST
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