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I THINK I'M PREGNANT ! CAN YOU GET PREGNANT BY AN ALIEN STICKING ITS GREEN FINGER IN YOUR EAR ?

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gillyloves69
london, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Apr 23, 2008, 3:32 AM CST
CuspofMagic wrote:
Only The lobefarkers from Galaxy Eusachian



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now you're talking cuspo !


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i don't know why they've chosen me .. A MAN ! but i had a vision about the whole affair last night !


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i think little green martian eggs will start dropping out my nose in six weeks time ..and they'll be lots of green gillyloves69 martians running around my flat .....you're the only one i can really tell about this cuspo ...i saw great things in this vision last night !


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gtbulldog
Towson, Maryland USA
Posted: Apr 23, 2008, 3:34 AM CST
gillyloves69 wrote:
hi kidatheart and morganlee !



do you like science fiction films ? whats your favoutite science fiction film ?
Hello Buddy!!!!!
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gtbulldog
Towson, Maryland USA
Posted: Apr 23, 2008, 3:36 AM CST
gillyloves69 wrote:
hi kidatheart and morganlee !



do you like science fiction films ? whats your favoutite science fiction film ?
The Blob....
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gillyloves69
london, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Apr 23, 2008, 3:37 AM CST
Zarah wrote:
My God Gilly...Didn't you have your ear plugs in...you know they are really diaphrams for this type of thing!!
So...just wondering what colour your 'baby' will be...
If it smelt of pork it was possibly just A.W.O.L. Kermit so don't panic...

Sorry hun..I must be on the same medication..



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hi zarah !...i'll tell cuspo the whole story...not sure whether you'll fully understand because i think its about aliens trying get the steering wheel from their spaceship back by impregnating me to bring me round to their way of thinking darling !!


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gillyloves69
london, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Apr 23, 2008, 3:38 AM CST
gtbulldog wrote:
Hello Buddy!!!!!


hi bulldog !


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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 23, 2008, 3:41 AM CST
gillyloves69 wrote:
hi zarah !...i'll tell cuspo the whole story...not sure whether you'll fully understand because i think its about aliens trying get the steering wheel from their spaceship back by impregnating me to bring me round to their way of thinking darling !!



Oh mind control......sounds like a political thread to me...
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gtbulldog
Towson, Maryland USA
Posted: Apr 23, 2008, 3:48 AM CST
gillyloves69 wrote:
hi bulldog !
I am doing ok Buddy!!handshake
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stefonline
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 23, 2008, 4:11 AM CST



Yep you sure can......it happened to me three times......rolling on the floor laughing
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stefonline
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 23, 2008, 4:12 AM CST
gillyloves69 wrote:
now you're talking cuspo !

i don't know why they've chosen me .. A MAN ! but i had a vision about the whole affair last night !

i think little green martian eggs will start dropping out my nose in six weeks time ..and they'll be lots of green gillyloves69 martians running around my flat .....you're the only one i can really tell about this cuspo ...i saw great things in this vision last night !





Nice trip..........wow!
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Apr 23, 2008, 5:39 AM CST
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gillyloves69
london, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Apr 24, 2008, 4:26 AM CST
gillyloves69 wrote:
now you're talking cuspo !

i don't know why they've chosen me .. A MAN ! but i had a vision about the whole affair last night !

i think little green martian eggs will start dropping out my nose in six weeks time ..and they'll be lots of green gillyloves69 martians running around my flat .....you're the only one i can really tell about this cuspo ...i saw great things in this vision last night !


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COSPOMAGIC I'VE DECIDED TO TELL YOU THE WHOLE STORY AS I SAW IT THAT NIGHT !...IT WILL TAKE TIME ...BECAUSE ITS A LONG STORY ...

head banger

ITS A STORY ABOUT LUST, ALIEN LOVE , KINKY SEX, BETRAYAL , CAPTIVITY, ESTRATERESTRIAL LOYALITY UNIVERSAL FORCES , AND THE POSSIBLE FUTURE OF MANKIND !!!!

conversing

IT WAS LIKE A MOVIE CALLED .........

GILLYLOVES69 THE ALIENS, PLANET EARTH, AND THE RETURN OF SPACESHIP STEERING WHEEL!

handshake

here's part 1.

When i went to bed that night i kept feeling that like little green eggs was trying to roll out of my nose ...but could'nt understand why until i fell asleep !....and then the next thing i knew was that i was outside the spaceship where i was having kinky sex with the sexy alien called DIANA D2D2 !


snowed in

i looked through the window and saw her arguing with the rest of aliens that were very angry with her because it was time to leave the planet and move on ...but they could'nt because she felt in love with me and has a result let me on board the spaceship to have secret galatic sex where i let her down by steeling the steering whell because i did'nt her to leave the planet !

the captain of the spaceship WARFVADE4343 was well upset and shouted at her


WARFVADE4343

" its all your fault why we now stranded on this sh**hole planet ..because of your lust for some stupid crazy black man human being ! yes...a black man ...not even a green man but a ...black man !...you're a disgrace to us all of and the future of our kind "

DIANAD2D2

" don't you talk about gillyloves69 like that ...he's not like anybody else.! ....and besides its your fault why we crash laned here in the first place "

WARFVADE4343

" now you just listen to me , you're going to get that steering wheel back from him and get us out of here ...do you understand me ? "

DIANAD2D2

" he says he does'nt know anything about a missing steering wheel i kept on asking him "

WARFVADE4343

" oh yes ..then in that case we''ll breed it out of him "

DIANAD2D2

" what do you mean by that "

WARFVADE4343

we're going to feed you with an high intake of reproductive alien juice so that the next time you see him you'll stick your finger in his ear and impregnate him ....within six weeks six dianad2d2 / gillyloves69 green baby pea size eggs will fall out of his nose whilst he's sleeping ...hide under his bed ..quickly grow when he's not there ... and eventually lead us to where he's hidden the steering wheel "

DIANAD2D2

" no i won't ..i won't do it "

WARFVADE4343

" yes you will "

conversing

anyway cuspo they get her against her will to stick her finger in my ear whilst i'm sleeping with some funny alien juice that can get a man pregnant to have little tiny alien eggs fall out of his nose whilst he's sleeping !


head banger

i'll tell you what happens next in

PART 2


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breezee
athens, Attica Greece
Posted: Apr 24, 2008, 5:21 AM CST
Oh no, Gilly blues
This looks bad conversing
If only you'd said something before, I would have let you borrow my eight-sided crystal that protects from alien impregnations.....

Okay, well I suppose there's little one can do for you now, my friend, except maybe offer emotional / moral support. How the hormones going? Is anyone planning to throw you a baby shower???

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Do not fret or fear, Gillyloves69!!!
Your friends here on CS are with you hug
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gillyloves69
london, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Apr 24, 2008, 5:45 AM CST
breezee wrote:
Oh no, Gilly
This looks bad
If only you'd said something before, I would have let you borrow my eight-sided crystal that protects from alien impregnations.....

Okay, well I suppose there's little one can do for you now, my friend, except maybe offer emotional / moral support. How the hormones going? Is anyone planning to throw you a baby shower???


Do not fret or fear, Gillyloves69!!!
Your friends here on CS are with you



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gillyloves69
london, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Apr 24, 2008, 3:03 PM CST
CuspofMagic wrote:
Only The lobefarkers from Galaxy Eusachian



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BY THE WAY CUSPO ... WHO ARE THE LOBFARKERS FROM GALAXY EUSACHIAN ?

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DO YOU WRITE STUFF ?


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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: Apr 24, 2008, 3:58 PM CST
gillyloves69 wrote:
COSPOMAGIC I'VE DECIDED TO TELL YOU THE WHOLE STORY AS I SAW IT THAT NIGHT !...IT WILL TAKE TIME ...BECAUSE ITS A LONG STORY ...



ITS A STORY ABOUT LUST, ALIEN LOVE , KINKY SEX, BETRAYAL , CAPTIVITY, ESTRATERESTRIAL LOYALITY UNIVERSAL FORCES , AND THE POSSIBLE FUTURE OF MANKIND !!!!



IT WAS LIKE A MOVIE CALLED .........

GILLYLOVES69 THE ALIENS, PLANET EARTH, AND THE RETURN OF SPACESHIP STEERING WHEEL!



here's part 1.

When i went to bed that night i kept feeling that like little green eggs was trying to roll out of my nose ...but could'nt understand why until i fell asleep !....and then the next thing i knew was that i was outside the spaceship where i was having kinky sex with the sexy alien called DIANA D2D2 !

i looked through the window and saw her arguing with the rest of aliens that were very angry with her because it was time to leave the planet and move on ...but they could'nt because she felt in love with me and has a result let me on board the spaceship to have secret galatic sex where i let her down by steeling the steering whell because i did'nt her to leave the planet !

the captain of the spaceship WARFVADE4343 was well upset and shouted at herWARFVADE4343

" its all your fault why we now stranded on this sh**hole planet ..because of your lust for some stupid crazy black man human being ! yes...a black man ...not even a green man but a ...black man !...you're a disgrace to us all of and the future of our kind "

DIANAD2D2

" don't you talk about gillyloves69 like that ...he's not like anybody else.! ....and besides its your fault why we crash laned here in the first place "

WARFVADE4343

" now you just listen to me , you're going to get that steering wheel back from him and get us out of here ...do you understand me ? "

DIANAD2D2

" he says he does'nt know anything about a missing steering wheel i kept on asking him "

WARFVADE4343

" oh yes ..then in that case we''ll breed it out of him "

DIANAD2D2

" what do you mean by that "

WARFVADE4343

we're going to feed you with an high intake of reproductive alien juice so that the next time you see him you'll stick your finger in his ear and impregnate him ....within six weeks six dianad2d2 / gillyloves69 green baby pea size eggs will fall out of his nose whilst he's sleeping ...hide under his bed ..quickly grow when he's not there ... and eventually lead us to where he's hidden the steering wheel "

DIANAD2D2

" no i won't ..i won't do it "

WARFVADE4343

" yes you will "



anyway cuspo they get her against her will to stick her finger in my ear whilst i'm sleeping with some funny alien juice that can get a man pregnant to have little tiny alien eggs fall out of his nose whilst he's sleeping !

i'll tell you what happens next in

PART 2



Sounds like a futuristic Braveheart!laugh Who's playing Mel's part?

Have to admit a Q-Tip does feel pretty good in the ear.rolling on the floor laughing
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gillyloves69
london, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Apr 24, 2008, 4:21 PM CST
kidatheart wrote:
Sounds like a futuristic Braveheart! Who's playing Mel's part?

Have to admit a Q-Tip does feel pretty good in the ear.



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HI KIDAHEART !


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WHEN WE MAKE THE MOVIE WE MIGHT CHOOSE SOMEONE LIKE YOU TO PLAY THE PART OF ONE OF ALIEN SONS THAT CAN PASS FOR HUMAN ! CAN YOU ACT ?

conversing

YOU SEE 3 WEEKS LATER 6 TINY GREEN PEA SIZE EGGS FALL OUT OF MY NOSE !!

head banger

UNFORTUNATELY ONLY 4 ALIEN BABYS SURVIVE BECAUSE 2 OF THE EGGS CRACKED OPEN TOO EARLY AND TWO OF THEM DIED !


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ANYWAY THE OTHER FOUR HAD TO MOVE ON BECAUSE THEY HAD A MISSION TO COMPLETE !...BUT ONE OF THEM ( THE ONE THAT LOOKED THE MOST HUMAN KEPT CAUSING TROUBLE

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ANYWAY JUST JUST BETWEEN US !...AND A LONG WAY INTO THE STORY !

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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 24, 2008, 4:25 PM CST
Hi gilly wave i liked the Alien movies
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breezee
athens, Attica Greece
Posted: Apr 24, 2008, 4:26 PM CST
kidatheart wrote:
Sounds like a futuristic Braveheart! Who's playing Mel's part?

Have to admit a Q-Tip does feel pretty good in the ear.
Oh my GOSH, Kid at Heart!!!
I can't believe you said that.shock
I spent years doing this Q-Tip-ear thing for a boyfriend of mine...!!!
Weirdest thing dunno
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trish123
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Apr 24, 2008, 4:31 PM CST
breezee wrote:
Oh my GOSH, Kid at Heart!!!
I can't believe you said that.
I spent years doing this Q-Tip-ear thing for a boyfriend of mine...!!!
Weirdest thing


I call the q tip experience an 'eargasm' laugh



Great story Gilly bouquet of flowers
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breezee
athens, Attica Greece
Posted: Apr 24, 2008, 4:55 PM CST
trish123 wrote:
I call the q tip experience an 'eargasm'
I don't believe it!!
I never knew it had a proper name!!!
And all this time I thought it was a not-so-common thing.....

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