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what religion is your bra??




Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Apr 22, 2008, 4:28 PM CST
Hope this will give you a chuckle, have a good day!!

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'

'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'

'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose.'

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied: 'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple... '

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!


{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!



They forgot the German bra.
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Posted: Apr 22, 2008, 4:45 PM CST
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Posted: Apr 22, 2008, 5:58 PM CST
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Posted: Apr 22, 2008, 6:01 PM CST
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baileysqueen
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Posted: Apr 22, 2008, 6:10 PM CST
haha i'm a catholic double dang!
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Posted: Apr 22, 2008, 6:18 PM CST
Well I can't complain....laugh
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: Apr 22, 2008, 6:23 PM CST
jewish, cause you can cut off the straps an use as hats.
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goodgirl357
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Posted: Apr 22, 2008, 10:22 PM CST
dancing banana I'm a catholic can't complaindancing
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Apr 23, 2008, 11:26 AM CST
mastic55 wrote:
jewish, cause you can cut off the straps an use as hats.
Thought they were called "yarmulkas"
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Posted: Apr 23, 2008, 1:03 PM CST
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Apr 23, 2008, 1:51 PM CST
baileysqueen wrote:
haha i'm a catholic double dang!


I'd like to worship with you.
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Apr 23, 2008, 1:52 PM CST
markizamkd25 wrote:
I Love Dio


Could I be a priest at your temple?
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Hot_Single_Dude
Kobenhavn, Kobenhavn Denmark
Posted: Apr 23, 2008, 1:53 PM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
Hope this will give you a chuckle, have a good day!!

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'

'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'

'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose.'

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied: 'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple... '

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!


{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!



They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen
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