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This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries but, now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy - ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.

If you cry............you're a wimp.

If you don't........you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.

If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form, and frilly underwear......you're a pervert.

If you don't..............you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.

If you don't.................you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.

If you don't................you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers.............you've did something or want something.

If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of yourself.

If you don't....................you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache............she's tired.

If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.

If you don't................there must be someone else.

So you ask, 'Why do men die first?'

Men try so hard for so long to be the perfect mate that they finally just give up.

Where the f&^K are all the men cheering this woman?!

funny thing is there is truth in that.

I know it is under "jokes and humor" but you really have a lot of real stuff there. glad to be alive.
"Alive and Kickin' "
;-}

Unfortunately amusing?

i meant no offense here ladies but you gotta admit it is funny

hell yes its funny

hello love ,have you read the other one "you must read this?" im still laughing my head of at it

That was brilliant

he concedes!

Well finally we know how women think....ain't that the truth all of ti...

working for the woman and having ill treats from the woman

to book a wonderful place for his wife in heaven

Ain't that the truth







Earl

Why do married men die first???



Because they want to!!

funniest thing ever!

yup

Hell, we all have known this already, the worst part is we won't change anything, and the women will always play that game simply because it works on most.....